Hello Arthur Dent. I'm Dagmar, a doctor here at on Cheshire. You seem incredibly polite and a great lover of tea, are you English?

Anyway, I believe that they have tea in the kitchens but it's fairly nasty stuff. My office is B111 and I have quite a bit of tea that I think you will find most agreeable, so feel free to come and see me, hmm?

Anyway, welcome to Cheshire, Arthur.

- Dagmar