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Greetings inhabitants of the planet Cheshire,

My name is Arthur Dent, and I am from a planet called Earth. You may not have heard of it, but there is a very nice entry on it in the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy if you are interested.

I hope you all are doing well here.

And if anyone knows where to get a substance called tea, I would be very interested. You may not call it tea, actually. It's little brown or green dried leaves that one soaks in hot water to make a beverage. If you need more information, please come and talk to me. You see, I haven't had good tea in quite some time, and all this space travel has left me rather dehydrated.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you all.

Sincerely,

Arthur P. Dent