Carnaval de la Lumière

I would like to request a rifle if the offer of spares to those with experience still stands.

Wanted - Driving Lessons

You can find me by the elephant most days.

E. Swann

Although it speaks volumes about the sort of personality a person must have to not only stay uninvited in someone else's quarters but also rearrange them to their liking under the pretence of housekeeping I am prepared to offer you continued use of the spare bunk in my caravan under the following terms:

The following subjects are not to be spoken about under any circumstances:

- The town of Bathsheba and the incidents that occured there.
- My mental health.
- Needlework, sewing and any associated handicrafts.

These terms are non-negotiable.