Although it speaks volumes about the sort of personality a person must have to not only stay uninvited in someone else's quarters but also rearrange them to their liking under the pretence of housekeeping I am prepared to offer you continued use of the spare bunk in my caravan under the following terms:
The following subjects are not to be spoken about under any circumstances:
- The town of Bathsheba and the incidents that occured there.
- My mental health.
- Needlework, sewing and any associated handicrafts.
These terms are non-negotiable.