Tad had discarded his loafers and sweater into a pile on the boardwalk. He was pulling his khaki slacks down over his blue Aquaberry boxers when Derby stumbled into him. He barely had time to register the fact that he was tumbling head over feet and half-nude until he hit the frigid waters of the bay.
He fought as the murky waters closed over his head, spluttering and spitting his way to the surface. He treated water, trying to get his bearings, and he watched with wide eyes the fight between Jimmy and Derby on the boardwalk.
At his side, a pair of Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses caught a ripple in the water and sank.