|Lilly Maymin (lilly_maymin) wrote in btvsal,|
@ 2011-03-28 22:21:00
|Current location:||Darlene and Paige's Apartment|
|Entry tags:||lilly maymin, paige bennett, place: la|
Who: Lilly and Paige
Where: Darlene and Paige's Apartment
When: March 24th, Early Evening
"Lil? I have to ask. Honestly." Paige was sitting on the floor of her apartment, looking through the part of Lilly's CD collection that she'd brought over with her. "Manowar? Seriously? What mildly gay part of you thought a group of barely dressed, overly muscled guys singing about Conan shit was a good idea?"
Lilly simply shrugged and smirked. "I like the music," she said to her. "I don't have to defend all of my musical choices to you," she said, sitting down with Paige. "Why were you just dying to go through my CDs again?"
"...because I enjoy mocking you sometimes?" Paige grinned, before pulling out Slayer's 'Reign In Blood'. "Now, see... this? This saves your ass no matter WHAT else I find in here. I still remember the first time we listened to this together, and went crazy over Lombardo's drums."
Lilly laughed. "Everyone should have Reign in Blood in their CD collection if they say they love metal at all," she pointed out to Paige. "And that's NOT just because it was one of the first times I figured out I wanted to make out with you when we first listened to it together."
"Now see? You wanted to do me during 'Angel of Death'. A Jew admitting to thinking of making out with me while listening to a thrash metal song about Auschwitz. Who said romance is dead? " Oh, Paige... shut up!
"OK, I was more focusing on how hot you looked banging your head than the lyrics at the time, but it's still the truth," Lilly pointed out. "I still kinda find it romantic. Just...that may not be the story I pass to any kids."
"See... I'm still thinkin' of how bad-ass you looked when we went to that Megadeth show a few years ago. That was one of the first times I ever really... noticed how HOT you could be when you weren't all tomboy'ed up." Hey, Paige could be honest, ok?
"Can't help the fact that I'm just not one for going all leather and corsets all that much." Lilly was usually happy in a tank and jeans, but she did know how to look extra hot on occasion. "Too bad you didn't say anything, though."
"Yeah, well... my brains? Were never my strong suit." Paige laughed, tilting her head back. "With an ass like this? I guess I had to make up for it SOMEHOW."
"Yeah well, I wasn't exactly throwing myself at you, either," Lilly said with a snort. "Apparently EVERYONE thought I was asexual until I hit on Stephanie."
"Lil. Seriously. You never even FLIRTED with anyone until you met that hyper little thing." Well... a valid point there!
"...Because the main person I was actually interested in seemed only into cock?" Lilly pointed out. Valid points all around!
"Ahh... touche, dear Lilly!" Paige shrugged, strrrrrrrretching those long legs out. "What can I say? I love it alllll..."
"Well, if either of us had been a little less chicken shit, then maybe some wacky shit could have been avoided." Maybe even Paige having to die just to be a decent person. Who knows?
"On the bright side... if we'd done anything then? I'd probably still be an insufferable bitch who just got lucky enough to be born with an incredible ass." Wow. Only Paige, people.
"Hmm...maybe. Guess we'll never know." Everything happens for a reason, after all. "So, what else are we going to do today other than make fun of my taste in music?"
"Well admittedly, that could take a LOT of time... I haven't even gotten to your Quiet Riot or Exodus CDs yet..." Snarky bitch... "But after that? I was thinking about wearing you out like an old carpet."
"Ew. Can we compare me to something a little less gross? You say old carpet and I think of elderly hookers," Lilly said, making a slight face.
"You would, ya fuckin' perv." Oh, yes. Because Paige was a PURITAN. "But still... I think you get the general outline. I mock you for owning 'Condition Critical' on CD, no less at all, then I possibly sing 'The Toxic Waltz' better than Exodus did, then we have loud, rough sex. Sound like a plan?"
"Hey, sounds like an awesome plan to me," Lilly admitted. There were certainly worse ways to spend the day. Hell, she could be stuck babysitting Dave and Jim. Keep one from walking in front of cars to pick up quarters and keep the other from humping every female within a five mile radius. The epitome of fun, let me tell you.