Patience Kowalski (eternalpatience) wrote in btvsal, @ 2011-01-04 10:31:00 |
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Entry tags: | neely bale, patience kowalski, place: la, ~crystal sullivan |
And Now for Something Completely Different
Who: Crystal and Patience, with a brief appearance by Neely
Where: Avarice
When: Sunday, January 2nd
After a … frankly hellish morning, Patience decided that instead of wallowing (which she did for the majority of the afternoon), she'd go out and get good and tight with one of her favorite girls. Knowing that she'd made amends with Skylar, Neely mentioned going to Avarice, which was why Patience was there now, her hair freshly dyed red again (some habits die hard), wearing a black and white vertically striped skin-tight slightly see-through dress, looking, in a word: stunning.
Meanwhile, Crystal was mostly there to drink and hopefully see Neely about a few days off that she needed. If Patience looked stunning? Crystal looked more like a cheap hooker. She wore a black, skintight t-shirt with a huge rip right across the cleavage, a plaid miniskirt, and fishnet stockings with black high-heeled boots. Her hair teased slightly, she sat at the bar hoping to see her boss.
"Kayla! Beer me and keep 'em coming!" Patience yelled across the bar as she took a vacant stool. Kayla clearly looked puzzled but got her that drink anyway, setting it down in front of her. "What, bitch? I'm allowed to be here now!" The mun's not sure if that's a good or bad thing...
Crystal cackled at hearing that, snickering as she shook her head. "That was fucking EPIC." She said as she turned, before she found her eyes widening at the girl's, well, hotness.
"It probably doesn't help that she's not used to my sense of humor." Patience snickered, taking a swig of her beer before turning to face the other woman. "Heeeellooo nurse."
"Well, not everyone can be that hot AND hilarious. Probably not used to seeing that." Kayla? Hot...but not really Crystal's type.
"True that," Patience replied, grinning smugly before taking another swig of her beer. Of course, before she could add anymore to the conversation, she noticed Neely practically bolting in their direction.
"Sorry, sorry..." Neely leaned over and smooched Patience's' cheek, giving her a big ole' hug while she was at it. "The Wife's kinda frisky, so I can't stay long." Lovely! Noticing Crystal, she couldn't help it but grin, "I see you've met my girl Patience?"
"Holy... THIS is Patience?" Crystal blurted out. "Damn, woman, is EVERY chick you know gorgeous or something?" Ok, so she'd seen Chelle and Paige each come in the store, plus, Candi...
"Well, yeah. I collect 'em. Didn't you know?" Neely smirked, giving Patience a little hip-check on her stool. "Patience, this is Crystal. She's one of my new employees."
Comically enough, one of Patience's' eyebrows arched. "And here I was thinking that she was a new concubine..." Come on... she'd already HEARD about Candi and Neely...
"No, sadly Neely hasn't sexually harassed me yet. Hopin' that'll change." She winked at Neely and gave a raspy laugh. "Love ya Boss. Not kidding though." She looked at Patience and grinned. "Good LORD are you easy on the eyes." Yeeeep. Alcohol loosened Crystal's tongue QUITE a bit.
Neely sat down on Patience's' lap a little awkwardly and leaned over to whisper something in her ear, which elicited a chuckle and a nod from the redhead. "Okay, okay. I'm going. Sex with The Wife can't wait anymore. You," she pointed to Crystal, "be good. I'll talk to you tomorrow. And you," she hopped off of Patience's' lap and started to walk away, yelling behind her, "don't do anything I wouldn't do!"
"Well that's easy!" Patience yelled back. "There ISN'T anything you wouldn't do! Except, y'know, sex with a MAAAAAN!" Okay, little display over and done with... "You were saying?" She asked Crystal with a snarky grin. The cheeky bitch.
"So.. she seriously ISN'T nailin' that blonde kid that she was gigglin' in the store with?" Oh no... her TOO? "They looked so... cozy."
"...Blonde kid?" Patience asked with a raised eyebrow, actually taking a minute to get what Crystal was talking about. "OH. Emo boy. Pale as a sheet, looks like he'd kill you as soon as look at you?" She loved her brother, but she loved making fun of him whenever the situation presented itself, too.
"Yep. That's him." She said, smirking "they totally want each other. You can just SEE it."
"Ew." Patience made a face. "Sorry. Picturing my brother having sex just makes me want to induce an aneurysm. And I'm stubborn enough to do it."
"Your BROTHER? Oh shit. Sorry." She smirked, "so... You and Neely. Anything? Ever?"
"Nope. I'd totally do her wife if she'd let me though. 'Cause I'm CLASSY like that." Patience chuckled.
"Her wife's got a RACK, I'll say that..." Crystal snorted, looking Patience up and down. "You and Neely are more my type though..."
"Loud?" Patience asked with a smirk, before finishing off her beer and ordering another one. Yep. She was a total lush.
"Sexy and feminine." She clarified. "And boisterous."
"Wait until we've got a few drinks in us. THEN we're an absolute RIOT." She gave Crystal a once-over.
"God, I bet." She snickered. "You doin' anything tonight, gorgeous?" Uh-oh.
Patience lifted her beer in a small salute and took a swig. Truth be told, she'd planned to get HAMMERED. "You?"
"I was hopin' maybe we could hang out, get to know each other." Ok, so... at least she was trying to be tactful.
"I guess that depends... Are we talking the verbal 'getting to know each other' or the horizontal one?" Yeah. Tact clearly wasn't something Patience employed. At all.
"Maybe both?" Crystal laughed. "I know I'm probably not the hottest chick you've had here, but hopefully I'll do."
"Oh yeah. Because you're completely fuckin' hideous." Patience joked with a roll of her eyes. "C'mere." She crooked her finger in a 'come hither' gesture.
"...K?" She said with a blink, getting up and walking over to Patience.
Patience smirked and stood as well, hooking an arm around Crystal's waist, she tugged her close and kissed her, using her tongue to part the other woman's lips slightly. "See? Now was that so bad?" she purred.
"....well hot DAMN." The brunette muttered, eyes widening a little after she backed slightly away.
Patience grinned smugly. It was ALWAYS nice getting that reaction, no matter WHO it was from. "Sooo... buy you a drink?" She asked, her voice deceptively light.
"If I get more of THAT kind of attention? Buy me whatever the hell you WANT." Well hey. Crystal? Not one to hold back.
Still grinning, Patience ordered them a couple of beers and took Crystal's hand and led her over to one of the booth's. "Less people will bother us," she explained, half-expecting a Bale man to want a threesome. Snrk.
After following the other woman over, Crystal felt the need to ask the question that had been on her mind since her chat with Neely. "So... Neely says that you'd be a real handful right now... What's been going on?"
"Jesus, I never figured Neels to be a little gossip..." Patience muttered lovingly as she settled into the booth, taking a sip of her beer as soon as she was comfortable. "It's … kind of a long story."
"She meant well. I asked her to hook me up with a hot friend, and was kind of warning me that you... Might not be ready." She said with an apologetic wince.
"Ah. ...THAT." Patience chuckled and peeled at the label on her bottle. "Isn't there like, a saying... 'Sex is easy, relationships are hard'?"
"Well, if yer with a guy the sex can be hard too..." Oh, what a cheeky bitch, hm?
"Mmm, especially Pat. That man has a giant horse cock." Patience laughed. "Anyway..."
".....and you're sitting here with me? Gotta wonder about your sanity, woman." She snickered, raising one brow slightly.
"Yeah. I wonder ALL the time." Patience frowned. "What about YOU? What's your life like?"
"My life? Eh. I have almost NO money, no love life, and almost no friends. But at least I'm jaded enough to not care so much..." Well, there was that...
"Jaded goes a long way sometimes." Patience chuckled and took another swig of her beer. The way she was going, she'd need another one soon enough.
"I just... I'm boring. I like music, movies, and pissing people off." Crystal shrugged and smirked. "Outside of those? I got no real hobbies."
"Well, at least we have something in common. Plus, it's a WORLD of fun pissing people off." Some would say that she was the Queen of that, really...
"Well... even if all you're looking for is a new friend... I think we could have fun." Hey, she was trying, ok?
"Yeah. Definitely. One can't have too many friends..." What one COULD have was a distinct lack of friends... but that went without saying.
"Plus, damn. Hell of a kisser." She smirked, snapping her gum annoyingly.
"And just think. That's not the only talented thing I can do with my tongue." Oh, the teasing bitch...
"Jesus. I think I felt my body shudder right there." She laughed, shaking her head.
"Kinda what I was going for," Patience admitted, although she had the big doe-like innocent eyes at the same time. The evil evil woman.
"Soooo, by FRIENDS, we're sayin..." She trailed off, looking at Patience with a wry grin.
"...There might be some benefits involved." That was quite possibly the TAMEST thing that Patience had ever said, funnily enough. Good lord. What was working at Wolfram and Hart DOING to her?
"...good GOD you're hot, girl. Seriously. I can barely think a non-offensive thought here." And honestly? Crystal hated it. Feeling like ANYONE had that kind of control over her.
"So? Verbalize it, woman. I doubt there's ANYTHING you can say to offend me." She had to laugh then, because honestly? She could dish it out as well as take it.
"What?" Crystal laughed. "I don't usually just... blurt shit like that out!"
"But it's so much fun!" Patience leaned over and whispered something offensive and COMPLETELY Patience-like into Crystal's ear. Just to get a reaction.
Comically, Crystal's eyes widened like saucers, before she turned and just stammered: "Let's go. Now."
Patience grinned devilishly and slid out of the booth, taking Crystal's hand: "Don't worry. I won't be rough unless you ask me to be." Oh my...