On the nose |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|06:02 am] |
Title: On the nose Characters or Pairing: Mrs Gideon Word Count: 106 Rating: G Challenge: 4, Hitcher
*click*
Mrs Gideon: Is it on?
Interviewer from ‘Bongo Brothers Fanzine’: Okay. So you toured with the band in ’79?
Gideon: Ah, Rudi. What a great soul. But I knew my destiny was with reptiles.
Interviewer: There was a fourth band member?
Gideon: I never remember his name, or what he played, but I do recall how he left us. Quite bizarre.
Interviewer: Yes?
Gideon: Rudi was jamming with Santana, Cher and a Mr Yagu, a bony, green gentleman who played the spoons, when Spider came in and shouted, “Hitcher!”
Interviewer: And?
Gideon: Well, that strange man hit Cher. Her nose was never quite the same. |
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4: Hitcher |
[Oct. 15th, 2007|01:41 pm] |
This week, the topic is
Hitcher |
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Bite the Beat |
[Oct. 11th, 2007|04:50 pm] |
Title: Bite the Beat Characters or Pairing: Howard, Vince Word Count: (100) Rating: G Challenge: 3, Teeth
“Thirty-two, thirty-two…”
“You sure you’re reading that right?”
“Hey, Howard. I can stop any time.”
“No, go on, Vince… please.”
“Alright…gonna bite the beat off you.”
“But nothing’s happeni…Uuurghk!”
“Is that part of the magic, then? Turning purple?”
“Helllff!”
“And what’s with the snogging? Howard? You sure we should be doing this?”
“Noh! Gerritoff!”
“Oh. Okay, then - stay still. Really still.”
“Aaa…arrrrgh!”
“That wasn’t still! Hey, here comes Bollo. He can hold your jaws, I’ll get that knife…”
“Nurrrrrgh!”
“Bollo expecting package. Magic King Kong DJ dentures. Cost seven hundred euros. Peter Jackson spit on every tooth. You seen?” |
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CHALLENGE 3: TEETH |
[Oct. 2nd, 2007|03:18 am] |
The next challenge:
3: TEETH
Deadline: for 2 weeks time, Sunday 14 Oct (since I have no internetz this weekend) |
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Flour |
[Sep. 25th, 2007|06:15 am] |
Title: Flour Characters or Pairing: Howard/Vince slash yay! Word Count: (100) Rating: PG 13 Warnings: drugs, slash yay! Challenge: 2, Sick
“That’s just sick!”
“No, it’s true, Howard!” whispered Vince, his expression wide. “Some of the other musicians - they’re sniffing flour!”
“What? Doesn’t it make them sneeze bread rolls?”
“Leroy says no - they can’t get enough of it! Sometimes they even put it in a little plastic bag and stick it up…” Vince gestured bumwards.
Howard’s eyes creased into two confused raisins. “No! Why?”
“I’ve no idea!” Vince looked at Howard earnestly. “Should we be doing it too?”
“Yeah, I think we definitely should be.” Howard reached over and pulled Vince’s arse towards him. “Just not the stupid flour-sniffing.” |
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week 2: Sick |
[Sep. 24th, 2007|01:36 am] |
I have the flu, so this week's challenge is
WEEK 2: SICK |
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Bad Feeling |
[Sep. 23rd, 2007|12:57 am] |
Title: Bad Feeling Characters or Pairing: Bollo Rating: G Challenge: 1, The Pointy Corner of the Desk
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FIRST DRABBLE CHALLENGE |
[Sep. 17th, 2007|02:42 am] |
Are you ready... ready to rumble.... (no, that's Ant and Dec).
WAHEY! BRAND NEW BOOSHY DRABBLE PLACE!
CHALLENGE TOPIC NO 1 THE POINTY CORNER OF THE DESK
Deadline: Sunday 30 Sept 2007
let the drabbling begin! |
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