In order to further distract myself from my thesis draft, it's a Pete/Carl (with much Carl, lol) picpsam - yay!
September 5th, 2008
September 4th, 2008
It's that time of year again! The
snape_potter Daft Day
snarry_swap is coming!
svartalfur and I are crazy excited for this 3rd
snarry_swap. Please help us pimp it to the masses. Here and below the cut are more graphics to share with the world.

banner by angelfireeast, from art by
noirenails
( Another *pimpage* banner and icons under the cut )
Sign ups are September 12th - 19th on Insanejournal ONLY

banner by angelfireeast, from art by
( Another *pimpage* banner and icons under the cut )
Just came back from meeting with
ariadneelda = ♥
The question was raised: should we sign up for
smutty_claus? I do have my sign-up form ready to go, but if I look at my to-do-list... it seems like a pretty stupid idea. But then, not doing any holiday exchange at all seems... not right, somehow.
Tell me, oh flist, should I take the insane route I frequent so often? Why am I even posting about this when I'm sure the answer is going to be yes?
The question was raised: should we sign up for
Tell me, oh flist, should I take the insane route I frequent so often? Why am I even posting about this when I'm sure the answer is going to be yes?
September 3rd, 2008
As of tomorrow, my work life will drastically change.
Up until now, I've had easy days. Get up at 7, leave at 8.15, be there at 9, leave at 4 or 4.30 or 5, depending on what I had to do or wanted to do.
Now?
Get up at 5.15, leave at 6.40, be there at 7.30, change locations with bus, leave at 4 or 4.30 or 5.
Yup, essentially I'll be working 1 hour more each day. Each eight or so days I'll do so much overtime as equals a whole fucking workday.
Fantastic. I'm gonna be fucking beat.
Up until now, I've had easy days. Get up at 7, leave at 8.15, be there at 9, leave at 4 or 4.30 or 5, depending on what I had to do or wanted to do.
Now?
Get up at 5.15, leave at 6.40, be there at 7.30, change locations with bus, leave at 4 or 4.30 or 5.
Yup, essentially I'll be working 1 hour more each day. Each eight or so days I'll do so much overtime as equals a whole fucking workday.
Fantastic. I'm gonna be fucking beat.
Title: Just Once, Perhaps
Pairing: See, I sort of want to surprise you. Arthur/Molly; if you must know, *Arthur/Molly/Kingsley*
Rating: NC17
Kink: Double Penetration
Warning: see kink; also, I suppose old-people sex, not that this should deter you.
Words: ~1050
A/N: Written for the Random Kink Challenge at LJ's erotic_elves. That comm is locked to members, which requires being of age.
Pairing: See, I sort of want to surprise you. Arthur/Molly; if you must know, *Arthur/Molly/Kingsley*
Rating: NC17
Kink: Double Penetration
Warning: see kink; also, I suppose old-people sex, not that this should deter you.
Words: ~1050
A/N: Written for the Random Kink Challenge at LJ's erotic_elves. That comm is locked to members, which requires being of age.
My heart and thoughts go out to those who are in the gulf coast and those of you who are preparing for Hanna and Ike. You have my best wishes.
To those who have already been struck and sacrificed to Gustav and Hanna, may God be with you and yours. Sincerely, you are in my thoughts and heart.
To those who have already been struck and sacrificed to Gustav and Hanna, may God be with you and yours. Sincerely, you are in my thoughts and heart.
I have recently become obsessed with steampunk jewelry. Someone please stop me from buying the raw materials that I don't have the money to buy and don't have the skills or means to make anything out of them (at least as far as I know).
But God, they're beautiful.
But God, they're beautiful.
September 2nd, 2008
Title: Eye of the Beholder
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating: Adult
Summary: This had to be wrong because it felt so dirty
Word Count: 1270
Beta:
florahart
For the Random Kink Challenge. Prompt: Pregnant
( Eye of the Beholder )
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating: Adult
Summary: This had to be wrong because it felt so dirty
Word Count: 1270
Beta:
For the Random Kink Challenge. Prompt: Pregnant
( Eye of the Beholder )
Fuck me, we won!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!! Yeah baby! \o/ *jumping for joy*
September 1st, 2008
Title: Twenty Not-Really-Random Things Scorpius Malfoy, Seventh Year, Doesn't Feel Comfortable Discussing Out Loud
Character: Scorpius, with mentions of Scorpius/Rose, Scorpius/OFC, Scorpius/OMC.
Words: ~1550
Rating: Adult-ish
A/N: For
iulia_linnea's 20 Random Facts Fest (2008)
( Twenty Not-Really-Random Things Scorpius Malfoy, Seventh Year, Doesn't Feel Comfortable Discussing Out Loud )
Character: Scorpius, with mentions of Scorpius/Rose, Scorpius/OFC, Scorpius/OMC.
Words: ~1550
Rating: Adult-ish
A/N: For
( Twenty Not-Really-Random Things Scorpius Malfoy, Seventh Year, Doesn't Feel Comfortable Discussing Out Loud )
Title: An Offer
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Rating: Adult
Summary: It might be fun
Word Count: 2375
Beta:
florahart
For the Random Kink Challenge. Prompt: Spanking
( An Offer )
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Rating: Adult
Summary: It might be fun
Word Count: 2375
Beta:
For the Random Kink Challenge. Prompt: Spanking
( An Offer )
Title: Love Potion Number Eleven
Pairing: Snupin with mention of past Remus/Tonks and implied other partners.
Author:
florahart
Rating: NC17
Words: ~4225
Warnings: Cracked premise? And the fact it went sappier than I had in mind. I don't think there are any kink warnings.
A/N: This is for the 2008 fantasy fest, for short prompt #6: Snupin Top Chef. Canonical Remus/Tonks is not discounted even though basically just about every death in the series besides Voldemort's is. I have no idea.
Title: Last Ride
Author:
florahart
Recipient:
indiana_j
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Characters: Kaylee, Jayne
Rating: eh, PG13 or light R, maybe
Warnings: Character deaths, obviously. <--point of exchange is apocalyptic scenarios,
Words: ~1600
A/N: This was a last-minute pinch for
apocalytothon, and I didn't have as much time as I'd have liked to come up with a full-fledged apocalyptic scenario. Best I could manage was to assume that to Kaylee, at least, Serenity kind of is the whole world, and to put them in a place they can't survive.
Note: I am currently sneaking onto my kid's computer to post things I'm supposed to post; I may possibly be on again a bit later, but OMG with the connection drama. Rar.
Pairing: Snupin with mention of past Remus/Tonks and implied other partners.
Author:
Rating: NC17
Words: ~4225
Warnings: Cracked premise? And the fact it went sappier than I had in mind. I don't think there are any kink warnings.
A/N: This is for the 2008 fantasy fest, for short prompt #6: Snupin Top Chef. Canonical Remus/Tonks is not discounted even though basically just about every death in the series besides Voldemort's is. I have no idea.
Title: Last Ride
Author:
Recipient:
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Characters: Kaylee, Jayne
Rating: eh, PG13 or light R, maybe
Warnings: Character deaths, obviously. <--point of exchange is apocalyptic scenarios,
Words: ~1600
A/N: This was a last-minute pinch for
Note: I am currently sneaking onto my kid's computer to post things I'm supposed to post; I may possibly be on again a bit later, but OMG with the connection drama. Rar.
I has
bbtp_challenge fic:
Follow Me Down
Lucius/Regulus, ~2,800 words, NC-17. Pay attention to the warnings in the header!
He lays fingers on the well-known shape of a Muggle photograph, marked by the creases of time, and the moment he closes his fingers around the familiar form the imminent danger of panic recedes. In its wake is left a too-clear vision of reality, caught and copied onto paper, staring back at him. Ties in with the fanon established in Obey, which you need not have read to understand this.
Follow Me Down
Lucius/Regulus, ~2,800 words, NC-17. Pay attention to the warnings in the header!
He lays fingers on the well-known shape of a Muggle photograph, marked by the creases of time, and the moment he closes his fingers around the familiar form the imminent danger of panic recedes. In its wake is left a too-clear vision of reality, caught and copied onto paper, staring back at him. Ties in with the fanon established in Obey, which you need not have read to understand this.
August 31st, 2008
Home again, trying to catch up. I'm at skip=60 on IJ. Huh. I don't want to comtemplate where that will bring me on my LJ flist...
Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list ten things you LOVE that begin with that letter. Afterward, post this in your journal and give out some letters of your own.
1. Dee Plume - DEEEEEEEEEE! ♥
2. 'Dancing in the Dark' - by Bruce Springsteen. Ties with 'Thunder Road' as my fave Bruce song ever.
3. Dylan Moran - er, it's Dylan Moran. He's even better than tiramisu fried in sugar.
4. Donnie Darko - an awesome mind-fuck of a film. With the added bonus of Jake Gyllenhaal.
5. Dixon Bainbridge - he can survive the Arctic Tundra on the warmth hidden in his moustache :P
6. Dark Chocolate - really dark. The no-dairy kind. OM NOM NOM.
7. Dogma - er, it's Kevin Smith. CATHOLOCISM, WOW!
8. David Bowie - come on, the man is utter genius. That's pretty freaky, Bowie.
9. 'Darkplace - OK. So, technically it's 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace,' but close enough. Wonderfully silly and clever and full of Richard Ayoade's perfect comic delivery and priest!Julian.
10. Dirty Pretty Things - Carl Barat's post-Libertines band. Sure, it lacks the whole Pete/Carl songwriting dynamic, but it's still very good stuff. Much love.
1. Dee Plume - DEEEEEEEEEE! ♥
2. 'Dancing in the Dark' - by Bruce Springsteen. Ties with 'Thunder Road' as my fave Bruce song ever.
3. Dylan Moran - er, it's Dylan Moran. He's even better than tiramisu fried in sugar.
4. Donnie Darko - an awesome mind-fuck of a film. With the added bonus of Jake Gyllenhaal.
5. Dixon Bainbridge - he can survive the Arctic Tundra on the warmth hidden in his moustache :P
6. Dark Chocolate - really dark. The no-dairy kind. OM NOM NOM.
7. Dogma - er, it's Kevin Smith. CATHOLOCISM, WOW!
8. David Bowie - come on, the man is utter genius. That's pretty freaky, Bowie.
9. 'Darkplace - OK. So, technically it's 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace,' but close enough. Wonderfully silly and clever and full of Richard Ayoade's perfect comic delivery and priest!Julian.
10. Dirty Pretty Things - Carl Barat's post-Libertines band. Sure, it lacks the whole Pete/Carl songwriting dynamic, but it's still very good stuff. Much love.
August 30th, 2008
Comment to snag, credit unnecessary.
Includes: Hermione lookalike, multicultural, extreme make-up and hair, ginger hair, Tonks lookalike, Pansy lookalike, facial markings, jewels, vintage look, tapestry, fan, ribbon, fairy tale, pin-up,
Preview:

( i believe in miracles )
Includes: Hermione lookalike, multicultural, extreme make-up and hair, ginger hair, Tonks lookalike, Pansy lookalike, facial markings, jewels, vintage look, tapestry, fan, ribbon, fairy tale, pin-up,
( i believe in miracles )
Title: We Should See More of Them
Pairings: Charlie/Hermione, Bill/Fleur, all in a pile
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1620
A/N: This is another for
inell's prompts: misinterpret and exhibitionism
( We Should See More of Them )
Pairings: Charlie/Hermione, Bill/Fleur, all in a pile
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1620
A/N: This is another for
( We Should See More of Them )
I don't like the new version of Firefox. None of my favourite add-ons work. I NEED my LJlogin!! What am I gonna do without it? Or auto-copy?!?
*ded*
*ded*
August 29th, 2008
We've come a long way, baby. Love her or hate her, you wanna fuck her.
Have you seen Gov. Sarah Palin?
Let the games begin! Obiden v. McCalin
Give me your thoughts, people. Do you love McCain's choice because it means a woman is on the ticket? Do you hate it because he seems to be pandering to Hillary supporters? Or any other thoughts/rants/jokes/poems/pr0n!comments. :D
Have you seen Gov. Sarah Palin?
Let the games begin! Obiden v. McCalin
Give me your thoughts, people. Do you love McCain's choice because it means a woman is on the ticket? Do you hate it because he seems to be pandering to Hillary supporters? Or any other thoughts/rants/jokes/poems/pr0n!comments.
grateful
accomplished