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Em: rufus will call moody pickle
Kati: what will rufus call nott?
Blev: uranus
Kati: :|
Em: yeah he'll probably call him anus, as repugnant as i find the word
Kati: hahahah you just said anus

Poufy sent this to me in IM.

Ash: lmao i hope that snape never hits on kingsley
Poufy: what
Ash: i just realised that he got all up on my other two characters' bffs

( Rumble in da BL chat )

From chat, slightly edited to make it briefer

le loup etrange: so like on the bottom of the order post
JomJomBinkadil: yo
le loup etrange: where someone linked to the nonviolent resistance article?
le loup etrange: the writer of it requested access to the doc
le loup etrange: lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: lmao what?!
le loup etrange: cuz i guess when you click a link they can see referrals
le loup etrange: like what address it comes from?
le loup etrange: so he requested access lmfao
JomJomBinkadil: LOLOLOL
le loup etrange: and i wasn't paying attention
le loup etrange: so i just accepted
le loup etrange: and then i get this email
le loup etrange: Thank you. I was merely checking my StatCounter statistics on readership of "Strategic Nonviolent Defense", and heretofore hadn't seen a referring URL from Google Docs. --Gene Keyes
le loup etrange: and i sent back
le loup etrange: hopefully you don't think us too strange for using your work in a fictional setting. It's quite useful, so thank you!
le loup etrange: and he sent back: "have fun!"
JomJomBinkadil: lololol
JomJomBinkadil: that is so freaking hilarious
le loup etrange: i totally facepalmed lmfao lmfao
le loup etrange: oh man
JomJomBinkadil: well
JomJomBinkadil: at least it's the peaceful protest guy
le loup etrange: *dies*
JomJomBinkadil: and not a specialist on guerilla warfare
le loup etrange: *dies again*

from chat

re: http://thewolfman.insanejournal.com/11025.html

TheBlev4: lmao has fenrir been reading the chronicles of narnia?






(yes we know it's edmund not edward but it's still funny)

le loup etrange: YOU GUYS
mental splinter: EM GO SLEEP
le loup etrange: THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE EVER HAS HAPPENED
le loup etrange: i slept long enough i can't bear any more of it
whigsgottheparty: YOU TAGGED SNOTT?
mental splinter: MEETING CANCELED?
itsjustcate: ?
the white birds: hi em <333
itsjustcate: I came in chat
itsjustcate: thats what it is
itsjustcate: obvs
le loup etrange: uhh no i have been either working or asleep megbean
oh ryan taylor: you didn't have to hear casey taylor talk?
TheBlev4: you just saved a load of money by switching your car insurance to geiko?
le loup etrange: ...
le loup etrange: omg ashley
mental splinter: I am with Hannah
le loup etrange: om;lskdjf;laksdjf
the pocket otter: *noms on em*
mental splinter: LMAO ASH XD
le loup etrange: OKAY SO
whigsgottheparty: *plays Tchaichovsky on the world's tiniest violin*
le loup etrange: i had to write a report this morningggg oh hells no you did not just go there

( NSFA )

( Audrey Kitching for Lily, pt. 2. )

(11:13:41 AM) SailorStarPoet: Lumiere, y so stereotypically French? XD
(11:14:10 AM) SailorStarPoet: ...I need to stop thinking about Marius while watching Lumiere.
(11:14:12 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): I lovelovelove Lumiere
(11:14:17 AM) SailorStarPoet: I really need to stop.
(11:14:25 AM) SailorStarPoet: Marius Lestrange is not a talking candlestick.
(11:14:50 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): and i was like, totally crestfallen
(11:14:52 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): aww
(11:15:03 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): lmao marius is totally a talking candlestick
(11:15:24 AM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): a murderous, talking candlestick
(11:15:53 AM) SailorStarPoet: Barty totz admires that talking candlestick. Maybe he can graduate from being a psychotic talking teacup and be as cool as the talking candlestick.

from chat.

hey but srsly (3:52) entered the room.
hey but srsly (3:52): ASHLEY NO
YOU'LL ROT YOUR TEETH
NOoooooooooooooooooooooo
hey but srsly (3:52) left the room.

fenrirthekat (3:52): *lol* Drive-by boyfriend

Emily: I wont Dolphminister sooo bad
Emily: vote everyone
Ange: *votes for Nott to be different*
Alicia: Aeneas Nott eats house elves
Ange: ACK NO
Alicia: that would be an amazing smear campaign
Alicia: but he does
Meg: LOL!
Kati: HAHa
Ash: NOT NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: ahaaaa
Ange: NOTT FOR MINISTER
Alicia: nott puns ftw
Ash: NOTT MY MINISTER
Ange: dude wtf would vote for Barty
Ange: he chopped of his own dad's head
Meg: a crazy person.
Emily: uhm mostly we were just goofing off ange
Ange: I know
Ash: lolol they could make buttons that changed
Emily: thats why FENRIR is on the ballot at all
Emily: :3
Ange: and Severus
Ash: Nott, My Minister ~~~~ NOT MY MINISTER

(4:26:46 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): what if "your mom" wins?
(4:26:51 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): then who will be minister?
(4:26:55 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): your mum emily
(4:27:04 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): but my mum is not qualified
(4:27:05 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): loool
(4:27:07 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): thubana
(4:27:09 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Druella
(4:27:11 PM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): or Thubana
(4:27:13 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): Eileen!
(4:27:14 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): DRUELLA
(4:27:16 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): omg
(4:27:17 PM) Sab (Sev, Carlotta, Kate): From beyond the grave
(4:27:17 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): that'd be amazing
(4:27:18 PM) SailorStarPoet: Druella Black: MINISTER FOR MAGIC.
(4:27:25 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): lol
(4:27:29 PM) SailorStarPoet: EVERYONE MUST MARRY AS SHE DICTATES.
(4:27:35 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): ahahaha
(4:27:37 PM) Emily (Demetrius, Akhil, Libby): SHE WOULD
(4:27:37 PM) Hannah (Roman, Dung, Graley, Senior, Delilah): graley quits kthx
(4:27:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: And Barty and Jacq promptly go to France.
(4:27:52 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): haha i missed you guys :}}}}
(4:27:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): oh man, dolph and your mom are head to head

from chat.

( THE ORIGINAL FETUS NAMING CONVERSATION :D )

( ANGE DO NOT CLICK THIS. )

TheBlev4: let me go get a soda
le loup etrange: o dear. D will not be pleased
le loup etrange: my period is just in time for christmas
TheBlev4: because i'm having a so.. ohh
TheBlev4: uh oh
TheBlev4: how festive!
le loup etrange: ... DIES
TheBlev4: lolol
le loup etrange: i am BQing that
TheBlev4: i was like what the fuck does D care if i'm having a soda
TheBlev4: ASHLEY NO
TheBlev4: YOU'LL ROT YOUR TEETH
le loup etrange: lmfals;kjdf;laskjdf
TheBlev4: NOoooooooooooooooooooooo



FROM ZE CHAT.

( HI, BABY! )

After asking if they think Kingsley's parents should leave the country...

Poufy: they can move to Bel Air
me: YYYYY
Ash: LOL
Me: i'm trying to figure out if they should leave in time or not. they won't leave until after christmas
Poufy: because a couple of guys were up to no good
Me: aka voldy
Me: started making trouble in their neighborhood?
Poufy: yes
Ash: kingsley got in one little fight
Ash: and his mum got scared
Me: (that fight was at hogwarts btw)
Ash: and said their moving all his aunties and uncles to bel air
Me: y
Ash: he put his wand out for the knight bus
Ash: and when it came near
Ash: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the KINGley of a town called Bel-Air
Ash: In West Londondelphia, born and raised, on the quidditch pitch is where I spent most of my days, Chill' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some quaffles outside of the school
Ash: I put my wand out for the knight bus and when it came near, there was an old dude and a young dude and a shrunken head on the mirror!

Oh and then Poufy found this: http://www.bustedtees.com/rare

(11:14:10 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ew ash
(11:14:11 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ugh
(11:14:24 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): god gross, em is here
(11:14:27 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): her with her font.
(11:14:29 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): *grosses all over you*
(11:14:37 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina, Gina): *loves it*
(11:15:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: *sells tape on the Interwebs*
(11:15:28 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): *rips it for free download*
(11:15:33 PM) Erin (No One): lmao
(11:15:58 PM) SailorStarPoet: Tyra, I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. :|
(11:16:24 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): D: HOW DARE YOU
(11:16:38 PM) SailorStarPoet: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD >:|
(11:17:00 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): I did :P then I put it on the interwebs for free for everyone else :P
(11:17:17 PM) SailorStarPoet: THAT IS WRONG, IT INTERRUPTS MY CAPITALIZING ON EM AND ASH.
(11:17:27 PM) SailorStarPoet: AND FOR THAT I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLEMOTION. >:O
(11:17:49 PM) Tyra (Gumboil, Yaxley): WELL FINE SPARKLEMOTION IS STUPID ANYWAY >:[
(11:18:01 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): ....
(11:18:05 PM) Erin (No One): and this person keeps accidentally putting their finger in front of the thing
(11:18:06 PM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes, Tabbit): o no you didn't
(11:18:06 PM) SailorStarPoet: Oh, Graley, you're never going to be king if you keep plotting to murder James Earl Jones.

from chat.

(12:25:13 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): omg that makes me want banana nut bread
(12:25:23 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lol sorry
(12:25:44 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): that is not a bad thing at ALL
(12:25:52 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): my mom asked me what i wanted for christmas
(12:25:55 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): now i have an answer
(12:25:56 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): i usually sub dates for nuts in my banana bread and it makes it so yummy
(12:25:57 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): XD
(12:26:25 PM) SailorStarPoet: God, now I want an egg sandwich on banana nut bread. Because that would be SO GOOD.
(12:26:41 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): ...with peanut butter.
(12:26:45 PM) SailorStarPoet: XD
(12:26:54 PM) SailorStarPoet: Egg + peanut butter + banana nut bread.
(12:26:58 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): yes!
(12:27:00 PM) SailorStarPoet: Collectively, BL chat is pregnant.
(12:27:02 PM) Carrah (Ted, Persephone, Dorian): lmao

from chat.

(12:22:05 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): we need more inner circle badassery
(12:22:08 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): go advertise people
(12:22:57 AM) SailorStarPoet: I had Charlus Potter pop up in my head and start Doing Things... but I'm not giving up Barty to play Charlus. It's on my Do Not Do list. :\
(12:23:30 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): barty could die in a blaze of self-flagellation
(12:23:36 AM) SailorStarPoet: No.
(12:23:43 AM) Faith (Elle, Chloris, Doris): LOL kassie
(12:23:49 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): you know, Pepper's clusterfuck totally leaves room for Astra to join the Order.
(12:23:52 AM) Em (Rodolphus, Rufus, Agnes): LOL
(12:24:02 AM) Mango (Aquila, Fabian, Alana): *dies*
(12:24:04 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): I don't cover all five categories anymore!
(12:24:34 AM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): i'm pretty sure they would "let her in" just to use her as bait
(12:24:44 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): god that'd be funny
(12:24:44 AM) Ali (Atticus): Atticus says he WILL disown her if she dares
(12:25:17 AM) Kei (Benjy, Pepper, Astra, Clara): Astra: Hai :D
Order: ....
Astra: I wanna join your club. :D
Order: ....

from chat.

( THE FOLLOWING QUOTE HAS BEEN DEEMED VERY VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR ANGE. )

from chat.

( EM don't look here we use the A word. )

[from chat]

zachythegreat: ...omg i love my wife
zachythegreat: er, claudette wife
the pocket otter: haha
mental splinter: lool
the pocket otter: I love mah girlfriend and mah husband
TheBlev4: i still can't wait for Anus to get out and go openly crazy
zachythegreat: she is such a great wife
zachythegreat: ME TOO
xx emmanator: aww
mental splinter: I love my awesome extended family that consists of mostly DMLE people
the pocket otter: and mah pack leader
TheBlev4: every time she updates all sappily i cackle
xx emmanator: i love my nonexistant IG wife
zachythegreat: he totally doesn't love her as much as she loves him
oh ryan taylor: i love my pregnant wife
zachythegreat: but he is fine with that
mental splinter: lol emily XD
xx emmanator: and I love my group of friends
TheBlev4: LOL
oh ryan taylor: and then my dead wife and son
boxesnlists: I <3 my DMLE girlfriend. And my imprisoned one.
phoenix shimmers: loffs pregnant wife *bandwagon*

oh ryan taylor: snr will be more rational later on.
oh ryan taylor: his rational has taken a holiday
SailorStarPoet: Barty has to be rational. He has a not-dying Frenchman to attend to.
SailorStarPoet: Also a pregnant cousin and her henpecked husband to hassle. XD
SailorStarPoet: And Genevieve.
SailorStarPoet: And a pie.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is tres pissed that Barty's with the patient and not the mother
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She isn't dying and she forgives me. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: She could've miscarried and DIED!
SailorStarPoet: Barty: She's hardier than you give her credit for. Piss off.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: SHES FRAGILE YOU INGRATEFUL INGRATE
oh ryan taylor: p.s his moustche is aquiverin
SailorStarPoet: Barty: ...Ingrateful ingrate? ...You realise it's impossible to take you seriously right now, yes?
oh ryan taylor: Rational Snr realizes he is acting completely irrational, but he is irrational right now
oh ryan taylor: t minus one month
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, you do that. Mother is fine and I am going to go have a backbone somewhere else.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: If you weren't ready to deal with the consequences, you shouldn't have kicked me out. Whoops.
SailorStarPoet: Barty: *natters off*
oh ryan taylor: Snr: BANNED FROM THE MANOR
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeeeeah, in my medical opinion, that's a very bad idea. O
oh ryan taylor: Snr: There are other healers
SailorStarPoet: Barty: And I have a highly respected Russian Healer who agrees with me.
oh ryan taylor: Snr is five btw
SailorStarPoet: Barty: He's the best of the best and he's on my team.
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a son you are banned
oh ryan taylor: Snr: As a healer welcome
SailorStarPoet: Barty: Yeah, I'm going to go get Mother's opinion on this. Watch her as she disagrees.
SailorStarPoet: Demeter: *EATS SENIOR'S FACE*
SailorStarPoet: *NOT IN A SEXY FASHION*
SailorStarPoet: *OR A CANNIBALISTIC ONE*
TheBlev4: wow totally read that as Dementor
SailorStarPoet: ha.
TheBlev4: she has an apropriately close name
SailorStarPoet: She does.
SailorStarPoet: ...Which I actually never noticed in nearly three years of playing Ickle.

(5:38:06 PM) Cairo (Higgs): guys who is a really icky/disliked person EXCLUDING HITLER that most all people would refuse to talk to
(5:38:16 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): paris hilton
(5:38:16 PM) SailorStarPoet: Paris Hilton
(5:38:16 PM) Emily (Mulciber): paris hilton :3
(5:38:19 PM) Ash (Marlene, Corbina): LOL
(5:38:19 PM) Bree (Marius, James): LOL.
(5:38:20 PM) SailorStarPoet: LOL

From chat.

5:18:43 PM Ange: Grady says remind him NOT to place Katie in Pepp's custody should he die
5:18:58 PM thepocketotter: Pepper says omg WHO WOULD DO THAT?
5:19:06 PM Ange: Grady
5:19:10 PM thepocketotter: though actually if he did end up with a baby he'd take it seriously
5:19:14 PM Ange: when his other best mates are all goners
5:19:15 PM thepocketotter: he just... would really prefer not
5:19:23 PM Ange: you're just tempting me, Kei
5:19:25 PM thepocketotter: haha
5:19:28 PM Ange: Grady has weres after him
5:19:37 PM Ange: I MIGHT JUST PUT KATIE IN YOUR LAP
5:19:48 PM Emily: Katie Bell Pepper??!?!?!
5:19:52 PM Alicia: HAHAHHAHA
5:19:52 PM thepocketotter: I can just imagine Pepper going "um.... Jo..... it followed me home, can I keep it."
5:19:53 PM Kati: OMG YES
5:19:53 PM Ange: .................
5:19:57 PM Ange: NO
5:19:58 PM Alicia: lololl
5:19:59 PM Ange: JUST BELL
5:19:59 PM Emily: BELL PEPPER
5:20:03 PM thepocketotter: LOL
5:20:05 PM Alicia: BELL PEPPER
5:20:06 PM Chels: lolllllll
5:20:07 PM Ange: KATIE AILEEN BELL
5:20:07 PM Alicia: hahahaha
5:20:11 PM Alicia: katie bell pepper
5:20:13 PM thepocketotter: you have to admit Ange
5:20:15 PM Emily: Katie Aileen Bell-Pepper
5:20:17 PM thepocketotter: bell pepper is pretty hilarious
5:20:19 PM Emily: its PUNTASTIC
5:20:23 PM Alicia: YES IT IS
5:20:23 PM Ange: I REFUSE TO LAUGH
5:20:29 PM thepocketotter: LAUGH
5:20:30 PM Chels: COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
5:20:30 PM thepocketotter: LAUGH
5:20:31 PM thepocketotter: GIVE IN
5:20:33 PM Ange: REEEEEEEFUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
5:20:34 PM Kati: LAUGH
5:20:35 PM Emily: ITS HYSTERICAL
5:20:38 PM Chels: AHAHAHAHAHA
5:20:38 PM thepocketotter: BELL-PEPPER
5:20:41 PM Alicia: HAHAHA
5:20:45 PM Kati: You can not-laugh if it actually happens!
5:20:45 PM Emily: HEHEHEHEHE
5:20:46 PM Ange: SHE'S GOING TO TED

Ash, re: Marius, Corbina, & Rabastan.

TheBlev4 (6:05:46 PM): they are like a mini trifecta of brunette evil

From chat.