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brett ([info]bretty) wrote in [info]blurb,
@ 2009-05-29 14:00:00

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let us play fuck, chuck and marry. starting with...

lady gaga, katy perry, kelly clarkson.


i would fuck gaga because she kinky, chuck kelly because she annoys me and got fat, and marry kp because her rack is perfect. keep it going by answering and giving another three!

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[info]leighconway
2009-05-29 09:08 am UTC (link)
can i just fuck gaga and katy and chuck kelly clarkson....

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 09:11 am UTC (link)
that isn't how the game works

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[info]leighconway
2009-05-29 09:22 am UTC (link)
but i don't want to marry any of them! besides, katy has a bigger rack than me and I don't want kemp getting any ideas.

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 09:24 am UTC (link)
i can't help that you fail at the game

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 09:52 am UTC (link)
i'm with you for the same reasons

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 09:57 am UTC (link)
you fail as well

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 09:59 am UTC (link)
i can't help it that your choices were perfect already

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 10:02 am UTC (link)
but you're not keeping the game going!!!!!

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 10:08 am UTC (link)
FINE, if i'm being forced to choose different answers, i'd fuck gaga for obvious reasons, kill katy bc her rack is 10000000x better than mine and it's the only left over choice, and marry kelly bc you know that chunky mama can cook

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 10:10 am UTC (link)
you're still not keeping the game going

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 10:09 am UTC (link)
oh i totally just saw you said to add another three. ellen, oprah and ricki lake

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 10:11 am UTC (link)
Fuck ricki lake more cushion for it, chuck oprah and marry ellen both for obvious reasons.

Courtney love, bijou phillips and amy winehouse

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 10:13 am UTC (link)
ricki's not that big anymore though :( but same.

WAY TO MAKE THIS ONE WAY TOO HARD. fuck & marry bijou and chuck the other two bc i can't choose

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 10:16 am UTC (link)
I'd fuck courtney, chuck amy because her teeth scare me and marry bijou

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 10:37 am UTC (link)
kat dennings, olivia thirlby, kristen stewart

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 10:42 am UTC (link)
fuck kristen also a kinkster i reckon, chuck olivia because her gums ANNOY ME and MARRY KAT OF COURSE

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 01:23 pm UTC (link)
I LIKE HOW YOU DITCHED KAT BELOW harrrrsh. what abouttttt demi lovato, miley cyrus andddddd trace lmao

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 01:26 pm UTC (link)
DID YOU SEE THE CHOICES!!!!!!

fuck miley, chuck trace easyyyy and marry demi <3_<3

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 01:31 pm UTC (link)
I NEVER SAID IT WASN'T WARRANTED!!! i kind of slacked with adding trace in there but i figured demi would easily take married. she's growing on me, i kind of want to go see her on tour.

you pick new people now, i can't think anymore

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Trace cyrus, howard stern or donald trump LMAO

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 01:50 pm UTC (link)
chuck trace, fuck howard and marry donald.

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 03:19 pm UTC (link)
as long as trace gets chucked you're okay

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[info]kaydin
2009-05-29 10:12 am UTC (link)
hmm i'd fuck katy perry because her rack is all she's good for, chuck kelly because i don't dig thunder thighs, and i'd marry gaga because she's a fox

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 10:14 am UTC (link)
I agree with this one too but the only reason I wouldn't marry gaga is because she's fucking mental

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[info]michel
2009-05-29 10:39 am UTC (link)
i'm not discriminating against any pussy here, brett

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 10:42 am UTC (link)
Dyke with a capital D.

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[info]kathlene
2009-05-29 12:06 pm UTC (link)
pretty much the same as you except i feel like gaga might break me so i'm kind of terrified, not terrified enough to see kelly clarkson naked tho.

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 12:15 pm UTC (link)
gaga would definitely break you but in the BEST way

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[info]kathlene
2009-05-29 12:27 pm UTC (link)
my poor hymen...

anyway!

kat dennings, vikki blows, ruby rose

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 12:40 pm UTC (link)
Hardest one yet you whore!!!!

Fuck vikki, chuck kat :'( and marry ruby because she's perfect all around

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[info]kathlene
2009-05-29 12:41 pm UTC (link)
oh man i thought kat had it in the bag, wow

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 12:43 pm UTC (link)
It was hard between her and vikki but I think shed be awkward in bed but no one can compete with ruby rose for my heart.

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[info]borman
2009-05-29 01:19 pm UTC (link)
fuck katy because she's too obnoxious to marry but she's still hot, chuck gaga, and marry kelly clarkson bc idc what anyone else thinks, she still a babe

richard simmons, andy dick, perez hilton

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[info]renaldi
2009-05-29 01:23 pm UTC (link)
your new three beat all of mine so hard damn

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 01:27 pm UTC (link)
fuck andy dick because it'd be over quick, chuck richard simmons because he's terrifying and marry perez because he doesnt like my kind so i could do waht i wanted and still be entertained

miley, demi, selena

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[info]borman
2009-05-29 01:36 pm UTC (link)
this is tough :| fuck demi, chuck miley, marry selena

same one back to you

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 01:38 pm UTC (link)
Fuck selena, chuck miley and marry demi

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[info]alixandre
2009-05-29 02:09 pm UTC (link)
fuck katy bc she's smokin hot, chuck kelly, and marry gaga but probably get a restraining order on her somewhere down the road because i don't want her to poison my drink.

brody, gwen, shirley :)

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 02:30 pm UTC (link)
oh this is harder than katy's....

fuck brody bc she's dirrrty, chuck gwen :/ :/ :/ gavin can have her, and marry shirley duh

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[info]drystan
2009-05-29 02:17 pm UTC (link)
fuck katy, marry kelly, chuck gaga

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 02:30 pm UTC (link)
yuck kelly idg you boys

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[info]drystan
2009-05-29 03:11 pm UTC (link)
look kelly would make a good wife plus id end up turning into a wife beater if i married gaga :\:/

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 03:19 pm UTC (link)
a good wife to eat all your food because she's the marshmallow man but apparently you can throw gaga off a balcony and she still kicks ass so that could be quite the challenge

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[info]ayre
2009-05-29 03:40 pm UTC (link)
fuck katy, chuck gaga, marry kelly

seth green, adam brody, john krasinski

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 04:57 pm UTC (link)
i still dont get kelly buuuut i really dont like any of these dudes so. fuck seth, chuck john and marry adam

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[info]ayre
2009-05-29 05:09 pm UTC (link)
i don't care about any of them so i went based on music, honestly... and mine is a tough call for me :( i don't know who i could chuck

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[info]bretty
2009-05-29 05:10 pm UTC (link)
well i dont really like dick so i could chuck all of them, but i enjoy robot chicken and the oc so i went off of that

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[info]mcclane
2009-05-29 07:59 pm UTC (link)
i'd chuck kelly clarkson, fuck lady gaga and marry katy perry.

al gore, bill clinton and barack obama

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