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Tweak says, "Do the Transylvania Twist!"

Did you hear? There's a new gay club in Longport and if you're not on the list, the password to get in is 'Joshua Cole'. That explains why we were denied entrance when we said 'Cove Schatz'! Turns out Josh has been entering a whole lot more back doors than Cove has. Use clorox wipes on that door handle because you're bound to catch something if you don't wear protection. A fiancé and a boyfriend all in one week? Chin up, Cove, at least you’re not as bad as some people around here.

Ps: You might want to take back that little hit at us, Cove. We’re not illiterate, we don’t make up the gossip we just report it! At least we’re not bitter and offended over fake cum…