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May. 31st, 2016


Filtered to Mob Boss!Danny! )

Jan. 20th, 2016


I hate these stupid stupid stupid trailers I look so dumb klsdjfklsdjflskjdf. I'M GONNA HIT SOMEONE WITH A MALLET SCRUNCH RIGHT IN THE HEAD. WHO'S THE DIRECTOR.

Also my name's officially Harley Isley now. :D I got the paperwork and everything!

Jan. 14th, 2016


I just came home from class to find my roommate hosting an exorcism of our apartment.

So that's a thing.

Jan. 12th, 2016


So how good is your maniacal laugh game, Mirrorverse? Because I hear you don't even have a mustache. Defying convention~

Nov. 29th, 2015


My name is Octavia Blake. I represent an individual who has asked me to present you with a proposition that could put you back into a lucrative position of power.

Let me know if you're interested and I'll continue.

Nov. 18th, 2015


Anyone in NYC in need of a roommate? I'd rather not go through the dorm process if I don't have to.

Nov. 2nd, 2015


What is wrong with this island and the desire to ruin a perfectly good pizza with pineapple? I never thought something could be worse than the Chicago deep dish but I had to be proven wrong. I would kill for a halfway decent slice from the city right now.

Sep. 22nd, 2015


if someone would be so kind as to share how i can return to myself immediately, i would be quite grateful.

Aug. 14th, 2015


okay are people shipping me with b-man because there's this and this and I'm like no. he never smiles people. never. SO DULL.

unrelated but hey red


Jul. 25th, 2015


You know, I really appreciate that this might not be my world, but I can still visit all my favorite places in Jersey. Nothing beats my mother's homemade lasagna though.

Jun. 29th, 2015


so boreeeeed

So my girl's outta town and i read every magazine i could find and i'm getting bored SO. what do people do for fun around here that ain't illegal cause i'm supposed to be a real honest citizen now, which is the WORST. Also suggestions on jobs I'm good with animals and breaking things with giant hammers and punchin bats.

Jun. 20th, 2015


I've heard of sleep-walking, but never sleep-swimming. So this was a first.

Officers, I'm going to leave now.

[ ooc; mirrorverse gracie williams! ]

Jun. 12th, 2015


Short jokes. You tell 'em, you take your life into your own hands.

5-0, HPD, I left you a present trussed up and suspended at [address]. Consider it a gesture of goodwi - no, I just wanted to prove a point to the fucker. You're welcome. He has a leak or two to plug, so you might want to hurry.

Apr. 29th, 2015


i did nothing you self-righteous assholes. fix it.

Apr. 24th, 2015


Nice car, Five-0. That engine purrs just right when it starts pushing into max territory. They keys are under the visor when you put your excellent deduction skills to good use and, you know, actually find it.