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May. 12th, 2016



I have a spaceship. Or, at least I will in about six to eight weeks once tests are complete.

Dec. 31st, 2015


[OOC: Post about 30 minutes before midnight. The vas Normandy-Shepards had a party! Everybody is invited!]

Dance party!

Shepard, I want to get new art for our house. Tasteful nudes. I think they'd be good blown up (haha get it?) and mounted (haha see) in the hallway. WHat do you think?

I'm also debating another tattoo. A beautiful butterfly emerging from a banshee's open mouth, with the banshee standing on a dinosaur carrying a shotgun??

Nov. 20th, 2015


Stuck in a squishy human body and dumped on a pre-space travel Earth. This wasn't how I planned on spending my vacation. But I guess I can't complain about the stupidity of five fingers when you're taking such good care of someone I thought I'd lost for good.

I can still complain about everything being archaic and slow, though, right? Good.

[OOC: EverybodyLives!AU Garrus!]

Nov. 2nd, 2015


Sent to Shepard + all employees + close friends. You're welcome! )

Oct. 12th, 2015


So I've been keeping it quiet, but I started working on building up a proper Starfleet, as apparently that's what I did in some of the alternate Blackpoints. The investors were impressed by the Jaeger and the funding's finally coming through. It took nearly a year, but I'm finally able to buy the building I need for this.

Now who wants to celebrate?

Sep. 29th, 2015


I never thought I'd have to create bio-amps for my own children so they don't accidentally destroy the house when they hit puberty. A three year old's temper tantrums are nothing to shake your head at, so I'm dreading teenage years.

I could use a medical doctor's help? Nurse? Someone really skilled in brains and neurological functions? We still have a few years before Karin's brain is going to be advanced enough to handle an implant, but I'm already getting worried about it.

And maybe someone with superpowers of lulling a toddler to sleep.

Sep. 5th, 2015


So apparently, the biggest perk (aside from a paycheck) to working with engineering and technology the last few months has been the fact that I can pretty easily take apart our household items and rebuild them.

Malia, I think our toaster has WiFi now. I got a little bored?

[ Raleigh Becket ]
I had a good time the other night. Thank you.

Jun. 19th, 2015


Okay, who wants to claim the raptors? Because I don't speak in screeches and they need to know my partner is not to be eaten.

Jun. 15th, 2015


Mass Effect people - your stance on me fanboying over your new video game?

May. 28th, 2015


So who wants to pay me to build shit? I was the youngest Zero-G Mechanic in years on the Ark, so I'm pretty badass.

Also, who wants to buy me a drink? If you're interesting enough, you might even get laid.

Mar. 25th, 2015


If I say hoverbike, you say.....?

Feb. 22nd, 2015



Jan. 29th, 2015


Found a gym willin to let a washed up Musketeer teach kids self-defense. If you have kids between 8-18 and you don't mind signin a waiver, it's on King st. Official classes start next week, but I'm around if you wanna interrogate me. I enjoy a good interrogation.

If you don't have kids, but wanna be able to take care of yourself, we can talk about that too. Just know I'm a lot rougher with adults.

Jan. 3rd, 2015


Early this morning, Deputy Stilinski was attacked in the HPD weapons locker. Whoever did so took a good amount of our stock as well. If anyone saw or heard anything, please let us know immediately.

Nov. 17th, 2014


Kind of agree about the skyline thing. It was one of the better parts of living in Paris.

[ mechanics or those who work generally with machines ]
Hey. I'm looking to maybe apprentice with someone who builds things. Shop classes were some of the only ones I really did well in, and I'm looking for work that's a little more in line with something I could do in the future. I'm pretty good with engines and that sort of thing, but I'm weirdly decent at learning hands on when it comes to this kind of stuff.

Thanks anyway.

Nov. 13th, 2014


9th place? This is what happens when you get children to rep for USA. I have less than four years to get a place in the next games and I'm going to need sponsors.

Who feels like being generous?

Sep. 26th, 2014


This may be the third cutest thing I've ever seen.

In order to compete with Apple (and have them sue me because that's what they like to do. They get very unhappy with my competition.) I'm releasing a new version of my communication omni-tool on Monday. I offer them to any portal inhabitants at no cost provided you offer me feedback and test new programs for me.

For the more spy/combat minded people, I'm starting beta testing on cloaking software and disruptor ammo, and could use a few extra volunteers to use them.

Jun. 25th, 2014


If you're going to make me time travel, Portal, can I at least get the same waistline I had the last time I was in 2014 and a few dry diapers?

May. 30th, 2014


This is the third time, Portal. I'm a little tired of waking up to drowning.

May. 23rd, 2014


She read another book, didn't she?

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