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Hey Jersey, how's your Romanian?

[ FILTERED TO THE NYSD ]
Taking some time off. I'll be be back in a week. Sorry for the shitty timing.

[ FILTERED TO BETH MILLS ]
Don't bother to watch. I couldn't stop myself.

Annnnd I am now officially reminded why spending time with coeds Just Isn't Worth It. And why I didn't become a counselor outright.

So I might be a tiny bit kidnapped by cultist sorority girls. They didn't think to check to see if I had a second phone, so.

Come rescue me, yeah? My GPS is on.

Man, I love co-eds. Liking grading these papers a lot less, Professor Williams. You couldn't give me a prime party night off?

You're looking at the newest member of Zeta Tau Alpha. This is Beth, btw.



I was never even in a sorority when I did get my degree.

FILTERED TO NYPDSD:

Two deaths on NYU campus, they're very ... cultist. There's openings for a professor and a TA, I've already started the paperwork on getting Lincoln in as a guidance counselor (you're welcome).

If anyone's keeping track, I had really terrible nightmares last night. I feel okay today. Just tired. Lydia, I'm staying home to nap.

I wish we knew who was causing this.

Who wants to watch the new season of my show for me and tell me the bulletpoint version?

[ Filtered to HPD + NYPD + Marcus ]

I think it's time that we consider the possibility that the odd occurrences that have been going on aren't isolated events.

Can we get someone to go through the network and monitor public references to bad dreams?

Delgado's on the filter; he was first at the scene with Isla Lahey this evening.

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Well, shit. That was my good suit, too.

In somewhat related news, I'll be incommunicado save for secure lines for a bit here soon. Don't panic.

Not going blonde again for a whileeeee. Even less of a chance of ever happening? Housewife. Just do what I do and never go home and then things stay clean! .... Or use magic. Oh magic, I missed you.

PS: Danny Williams makes a great husband, somebody snatch him up before I break department regs.

Stella and I are going to Boat tonight. Trendy dive with plans to pick up somebody for a night of meaningless sex. Friends and whatevers welcome, but if you come with a SO and make us feel bad about our single-ness, we're leaving you to the vultures.

Parentals not welcome. You're embarrassing enough.

Somoneon was going to taekke my phone away but JOKESON YOU I'm not eavven drunk.

I looave evryoeryone in this bar.

Someone killed a bunch of selkies. They're all over the beach.

HPD? Someone? What should I do?

FILTERED TO BP HPD & NYPD BRANCHES:

I've got a case that requires probably about two weeks of undercover. Limited outside contact with BP people, we've got some locked down communication devices that can't be tracked or hacked but if this goes well, I'll we'll be watched. I require a male, because you'll have to pretend to be married to me and lesbian isn't part of the profile. (Linc, you're out. Not sorry.) Roman? FBI!Danny?

If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a debrief and I'll let Stilinski vet you. She's really good at it.

FILTERED TO MINI JEFFERSON & REGINA:

Starting next week I'll be undercover, so limited contact only. It's pretty run of the mill (see what I did there?) for me, so I just wanted to let you guys know. If it goes along the timeline I've got planned, it should be about two weeks, maybe a little less if he moves up his timetabl.

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

[ FILTERED TO SUPERNATURAL DIVISIONS OF HPD & NYPD ]
What's the policy on eating jackasses with criminal records? Asking for a friend.

I'm pleased to announce that the NYPD Supernatural Division will be taking applications effective immediately. Experience and superpowers aren't a prerequisite for acceptance so much as a willingness to work hard and reliability at odd hours. The NYPD Supernatural Division will be working in tandem with the HPD Supernatural Division to support safer communities for all.

In addition to full-time jobs, we'll also offer several paid internships if you'd like to get your foot in the door.

To those of you who don't know me personally, I'm Sheriff Jane Stilinski from Beacon Hills, California. No powers, but I run a tight ship and expect the best out of you. If you have any questions I can try to answer them, but if they get to be too much I'm going to shove you in HR's path.

[ Filtered to Stiley ]

All right, kiddo, your impersonation of a washrag is on point. I've tried ice cream, giving you time and space, and old-fashioned snooping, and no dice. What's going on?

Okay, so answer me this. You build your cities with luxuries that would make parts of the Capitol envious. You cut down the forests, rip up the land, all in the name of industry and innovation. Yet, I go out to hunt some goddamn food, and suddenly I’m the bad guy for venturing into your little reservation zones.

So instead of giving the land to nature and relying on the resources more, I’m supposed to keep out and eat this ‘food’ your industries are producing at the expense of the nature you’re ‘trying to protect.’

No wonder the world went to shit.

I've been doing predominantly jewelry for the last few months and miss forging blades. Is anyone in need of anything of the sort? Functional or decorative, or anything in between.

[ MELISSA ]

I have to attend one of those awful black tie gallery openings this weekend. It's in LA. Want to be my date?