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I'm trying to find my way here and retirement isn't suiting me as well as I would hope it would. So I would appreciate a head's up about where I should keep my nose out of and where I would be welcomed. If anyone has any jobs or needs a hand, I will be available starting immediately.

Leftovers never last long enough.

[ TEXTS: TONY / JAMES ]

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A troop from mini me's squadron was deployed to Kuwait after Thanksgiving. He was selected to go. They went black six hours ago and no one's been able to raise comms. I'm going in, going to see if Becca and Steve will have my back. Can I get Jamie to come here while I'm gone?

[ FILTERED TO BECCA, HIS STEVE, JEMMA, & STEPH ]
Mini me was on a mission with a troop made up of a select few from his squadron. They were deployed into Kuwait on Friday and have been out of communication for the last six hours. I've been asked to go in to retrieve the troops. Anyone else up to join me?

Alright, there are too many Devons in this house and I nearly died by the hands of my evil twin when I got into her candy stash.

So who wants to hire an out of work spy so he can work on getting his own place?

Okay, if you're going to be at the house, you have to wear pants. This is aimed at no one specific, except for the whole family. Coming home in the middle of the night to pantless men related to me in the kitchen drinking straight out of the carton is not the ideal.

Okay, I've been working non-stop since I got here to get back to the position I was in with my work. And changing my own diapers has been a gross and tiring experience. So I need to get out and party. Who wants to teleport a girl out to New York?

So Steve's kid just broke my fingers. The metal ones.

We'll be state-side in t-minus 3 hours, who wants us first?

I guess I should follow Peggy and Howard up - anyone want an exciting life traveling around the world founding a spy organization as my assistant? The pay isn't great, but the travel and food are free. And my lovely company, of course. I even allow a little staring at Steve.

[ooc: 10 or so hours after this]

I'm proud to announce the birth of Sarah Amanda Rogers. Both she and her mother are healthy, happy, and perfect.

If I don't have my kid and my Lilly here soon, I'm going to find a way to punch the portal.

I'm getting real tired of waking up in places where I'm not suppose to.

[ooc; Always been a girl!Steve Rogers! Post CA2!]

I'm dropping the kid off at the old men's place and going clubbing tonight. Lilly and Stef? Darcys, Tinas, Thalia, Bethy, and Mindy? You're all coming, I don't care if you're off saving the world or busy with something inferior.

EDIT: HEY GIRL BUCKY. You too. Get your ass here.

Someone should probably give me some busy work.

( Not that I'm not finding entertaining ways to fill my down time... )

[Filtered to Rebecca Barnes]

I feel like I might have to dye my hair.

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Hello! This is probably coming out of left field a little, but my name is Alex Argent, and I'm in high school in New York City. I've recently decided to start concentrating on my academic future and while I'm not set yet, I think I'd like to go into law enforcement. I wasn't really thinking about the future so much back home, and now that there's no point in going hom I've decided to really put some effort into the SAT and whatnot, but I don't know where to go next.

So I guess this is my asking for your story so that I can figure out what I need to do. I'm hoping for an internship? Any tips or help you can give me would be much appreciated. My strengths are archery, hand to hand, really... any sort of physical combat although I wouldn't say I'm the best, but I enjoy it. I'm a pretty good planner and it takes a lot to shake me up.

Thank you in advance for any help you can provide; I really appreciate it.

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[ Added Later: Filtered to TW Peeps ]

Hey, can whoever's doing the scholarship thing for portal transplants get back to me? I'm looking into school options and whatnot and your advice would be awesome. Thanks.

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Alright, which one of you is going to babysit for us tomorrow night?

FILTERED TO ALL JAMES "BUCKY" BARNES & AU!STEVE:

Steve and I are sleeping to dating. No threatening to shoot him.

Get all of your glaring and whining out of the way now.

Captain America is here?

[Filtered to Yasha, Talia, and Becky Barnes]

A little bird told me you're in Hong Kong for a mission, and I ended up here too. Funny how that works out.

Anyone interested in dinner? I wouldn't mind some authentic cuisine.

I've gotten used to answering a lot of press questions, but this new batch of them is interesting. Since now there are several of me.

Did we have plans for the holiday, DC crew? I make a mean turkey.