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Jan. 12th, 2015


To everyone new here, hi or whatever. My name's Malia, and I like sad movies, picking all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms box, and chasing gulls on the beach because gulls are assholes. My hobbies include schoolwork and avoiding schoolwork because every time I think I've got math figured out they give me something new to learn with it. There's entirely too much math in this world. I'm introducing myself this way because maybe I won't screw it u

I used to be a girl and I guess I still am, but the portal put me in this body. I'm pretty used to being in a body that I'm not supposed to be in, so it's not as big a deal as it is for some. Either way I think a lot of the "girls do this" and "boys do this" stuff I keep hearing about is utter crap because from what I can see we're all just doing what we're taught, and the idea of nature-versus-nurture is sort of upsetting to me because what's the point if everything about you is already figured out? I didn't always used to feel that way but nearly getting set fire to by assassins has a way of putting things into perspective.

This got deeper than I wanted it to get. Ugh. Bye.

Aug. 6th, 2014


Boo, show, I quit you.

Jul. 13th, 2014


[ Filtered to Malia(s) ]

We have an unexpected guest courtesy of the portal. Tal wants to meet you. Let's do an incredibly awkward dinner.

We didn't tell him about the memory modification. So: skim.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Jackie & Scottie M. ]

Still alive. Derica's happier than I've seen her in a while, and I've just invited Malia I and II to dinner.

I usually find keysmashing to be unforgivably inarticulate, but asklfjslkfjslkdfjlskdfjsfsl.

[ /Filter ]

Apr. 27th, 2014


One of the benefits of going back to work is leaving my daughter like this and seeing how long it takes Lily to find her. The other benefit is listening to people whine about the safety measures I put on my office to make sure no one took it while I was gone. I'm not even a little sorry that the new hire was red for an entire day.

How's everyone doing? I draw the line at snakes in the house, but let me know if there's something you need.

Apr. 19th, 2014


Best. Birthday. Ever.

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{ooc: pretend that the magic of rp makes these puppies the same puppy, k?}
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Apr. 18th, 2014


his malia
I really hope you remember to breathe when I show you this.

Happy Birthday.

Apr. 16th, 2014


[ Malia(s) ]

Paige told me it's going to be at least one of your birthdays coming up. I know I'm early, but let's face it, I'm a terrible parent. FUN FACT: I make excellent chocolate cake. I make excellent everything in general, but we're focusing on the cake. Pretend that your first thought isn't "Is Petra trying to poison me?" and tell me if you hate chocolate cake and I'll figure out something else.

Malia-in-Hawaii, I'll deal with transport for yours.

Happy birthday! This isn't awkward at all.

[ /Filter ]

Apr. 15th, 2014


Are you telling me that it was literally just the birthday of all the Stiles Stilinskis, and no one got any of them a puppy?

Let's all get puppies y/y?

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Apr. 14th, 2014


her world
Hey, guys. So a few days ago, Isaac and I were talking about our world's identifier and how it basically sucks ass. There are more distinctions than just how Mr. Lahey died.

We were thinking of referring to it as Living Betas. How do you all feel about it?

Apr. 8th, 2014


I feel like I'm forgetting something about today. Is there a TV show premiering? Do we have homework?

Apr. 5th, 2014


Game of Thrones tomorrow, boys and girls. Prepare yourself for depression.

Malia; Isaac au
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Apr. 4th, 2014


adult isaac!, isaac and allison; isaac killed his daddy au
Wanted to let you both know before everyone else is informed that we're expecting!
ten minutes later; teen wolf; all AUs
We were attempting to hold out until the end of the week, but let's be honest, neither of us are patient and wanted to tell you all that Isaac and I are expecting. We've just hit 12 weeks, and are due October 16th.

Mar. 31st, 2014


Ugh. UGH. I thought Hawaii was supposed to be paradise, but then High School happened.

I need to pick your brain, since you know things that I don't. Is that cool?

Mar. 30th, 2014


Well, this place looks fun.

Mar. 28th, 2014


I guess the world I'm from got a little popular lately.

[ his allison ]
I think I need to find somewhere to be for a little while.

It's gotten crowded.

I'm glad your girls are here.


I must be the only person wearing layers in Hawaii. I'm freezing.

{ ooc: in case you missed her, this is au!malia who was only a coyote for 2 years and a member of scott's pack from the start }
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Mar. 27th, 2014


Dude, what the hell?

[ooc: stiles from the au where isaac killed his dad and not the kanima. details in his & malia's (iwokeuplikethis) journals]