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Aug. 25th, 2015


Someone killed a bunch of selkies. They're all over the beach.

HPD? Someone? What should I do?

Jul. 24th, 2015


An ounce of humidity and my hair becomes an actual mane.

I mean, I've got a lot of pride, but I'm not lion when I say it's a little much.

Jul. 22nd, 2015


I still have no idea what to do with my hair or what the point of 10 fingers is, but at least I can walk without falling over. Now.


Hello, humans? I'm Tali'Zorah nar Rayya and your technology is WAY worse than I was led to believe.

Jun. 30th, 2015


I'd say I'm sorry about kicking your asses, HPD, but you shouldn't have kidnapped me in the first place.

[ooc; Super Girlfriends AU! Spoilers for the latest ep. Kicked the asses of anyone that was on portal duty this morning with her powers.]

May. 24th, 2015


I think I'm comfortable enough with this body and my breakup that I can have sex now if anyone's interested.

Apr. 15th, 2015


Taking a sick day. If anyone's feeling nice, bring soup.

Mar. 31st, 2015


I flew too close to the sun yesterday and spent the evening with a sugar hangover. :( (I am still getting used to real world food, Dad, don't panic!)

Hi! I'm Holly Mills. I didn't introduce myself last time. It's been a little while since I was around a lot of people at once, so that's kind of exciting. I tried to find that nice super cute cop who helped me when I got here, but I guess he was out being brave and heroic.

So how many people are here who are under 18? Please like me.


A fucking theme park?

Mar. 12th, 2015


So to get my mind off of the psychotic vampire currently trolling the world, I decided that I might as well read one of the books that my tutor assigned me. It's called "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" and so far, there are no stones. It's about a boy whose parents were killed by an evil wizard and he goes to a castle and learns about magic and one of his teachers is a monster dick to him. I'm not done yet but I'm enjoying it. Sorry to everyone who lived it and was miserable, but your lives are way more interesting than "Tess of the D'urbervilles", and also I'm not really sorry.

In the book, people get Sorted (with a capital S) into a House (also capital) that lets us know about their personalities. It's very interesting. So I decided to look up to see where people Sorted me, and I found this link that Sorts a lot of the people on the Teen Wolf show, and it's SO WRONG. I can't be a Slytherin! I'm not the bad guy! That's so untrue and terrible and makes me want to strangle whoever wrote that and display their head on the balcony outside as a warning to others. Just because I'm resourceful and I'm going to outlive you all doesn't mean I'm a Slytherin!!

Mar. 1st, 2015


Okay, so answer me this. You build your cities with luxuries that would make parts of the Capitol envious. You cut down the forests, rip up the land, all in the name of industry and innovation. Yet, I go out to hunt some goddamn food, and suddenly I’m the bad guy for venturing into your little reservation zones.

So instead of giving the land to nature and relying on the resources more, I’m supposed to keep out and eat this ‘food’ your industries are producing at the expense of the nature you’re ‘trying to protect.’

No wonder the world went to shit.

Feb. 16th, 2015



Jan. 28th, 2015


God help the next person that tries to give me a flyer for a Valentine's Day event.

Jan. 27th, 2015


I'm going to need someone to explain about Valentines Day, because I'm pretty sure it's one of those human things I don't get.

Jan. 22nd, 2015


And this is why fucking around with the universe is a bad idea. If an entire species dies out, it’s for good reason. If you bring that species back to life, then something else has to disappear in its place. Granted, my thought was pretty well and truly focused on the fact that it’d be the human race that met extinction – apparently, it was just the state of intelligent decision-making that ultimately kicked the bucket. But I suppose tapping into MWI isn’t too illogical a leap when you’re already rewriting natural history to replace it with the unnatural whims of ego-centric mankind.

[ ooc; Jurassic Park cross-over genderswapped Kira! See his journal for more! ]

Jan. 13th, 2015


I would very much appreciate confirmation of the lengthy and incredible explanation I just received for it not being the year of Our Lord, 1897, and for my presence here in the Republic of Hawaii.

Jan. 12th, 2015


To everyone new here, hi or whatever. My name's Malia, and I like sad movies, picking all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms box, and chasing gulls on the beach because gulls are assholes. My hobbies include schoolwork and avoiding schoolwork because every time I think I've got math figured out they give me something new to learn with it. There's entirely too much math in this world. I'm introducing myself this way because maybe I won't screw it u

I used to be a girl and I guess I still am, but the portal put me in this body. I'm pretty used to being in a body that I'm not supposed to be in, so it's not as big a deal as it is for some. Either way I think a lot of the "girls do this" and "boys do this" stuff I keep hearing about is utter crap because from what I can see we're all just doing what we're taught, and the idea of nature-versus-nurture is sort of upsetting to me because what's the point if everything about you is already figured out? I didn't always used to feel that way but nearly getting set fire to by assassins has a way of putting things into perspective.

This got deeper than I wanted it to get. Ugh. Bye.

Jan. 6th, 2015


Spoiler alert: Boston in January is cold as balls.

Jan. 5th, 2015



Jan. 3rd, 2015



someone get me pants i can help find her


Early this morning, Deputy Stilinski was attacked in the HPD weapons locker. Whoever did so took a good amount of our stock as well. If anyone saw or heard anything, please let us know immediately.

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