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Jan. 17th, 2016


Who wants to watch me kick younger me's ass at podracing? Noon, tomorrow, [location]. Kenobi, I need you to put down that drink and cheerlead for me.

Yes, yes, Sulu, I signed the consent forms. If I die, I won't sue Starfleet.

Jan. 3rd, 2016


Thanks to everyone that came by to watch the twins.

Dec. 30th, 2015


Who wants to play with toddler Leia and Luke for a few hours? The queue starts here.

Want to guess who saw the new movie and thought his kids were better off without him?

You get only one guess.

Dec. 27th, 2015


Heartfelt thanks to the guy that fished me out. Can't say I expected my droid to fall on my head after falling in the ocean, and it took him a minute to remember he can float while I was trying not to drown.

Poe Dameron, Resistance Pilot. I guess making demands on going back home is out of the question, but maybe if I ask nicely?

General Organa? Someone mentioned your name.

[OOC: AU at his journal - spoilers for a few things. Will likely be spoilers in comments, but I'm going to try to avoid unless he's directly asked!]

Oct. 23rd, 2015


Well this is a little trippy. I mean I've heard stories about what the portal could be capable of, but. Damn. And I had a show to do this weekend.

Hi, I'm Luke Naberrie Kenobi. I apologize in advance for my sister.

Aug. 28th, 2015


Hi, I'm Jacen. I don't have much to say, yet. I've just taken in a lot of news and I'm coming to terms with all of it. This is a weird place. And the sensations through the Force... I'm pretty sure I haven't been chewing any lunaweed.

Aug. 19th, 2015


Dear all Star Wars fans: I don't have secret information from Lucas about the new films. But if I did, I would probably try to spoil you so you'd stop asking.

Jul. 11th, 2015


Mick! I got our comic con passes, let's go harass some nerds.

Honey, get the bail money ready.

Jan. 2nd, 2015


I was told my wife was here. Padmé?

Dec. 18th, 2014


While I'm not entirely familiar with the etiquette involved in these situations, I do believe that most cultures would find it somewhat rude to drop an old man into the ocean with an activated lightsabre in the middle of a battle for the safety of an entire planet.

Dec. 13th, 2014


Okay. If I promise to pretend that I believe all this stuff about a primitive galaxy and our lives played out in a holovid, will everyone stop looking at me like I've grown two heads? In all fairness, I'll do a halfass job of it, but I'm starting to get a complex here. Work with me.

Jan. 30th, 2014


Space rations last forever. Vitamin paste might taste like bantha fodder but it's never caused hallucinations before.


Single men ages 17-25, speak up. Werewolves need not apply as exclusions are rare.

Sidenote: If interested in going on a date with someone who looks like this, feel free to mention.


Captain America is here?

Dec. 5th, 2013


After these finals, I only have one semester left of grad school.

This is basically how I feel.

Thanks Uncle Obi-Wan )

Oct. 20th, 2013


I fear I may be banned from all haunted houses on the island at this rate.

Mar. 26th, 2013


Tip: If you're going wear your wife's bathrobe outdoors, make sure you're wearing something underneath.

Mar. 8th, 2013


This is why nostalgia is bad for you.

Nov. 15th, 2012


Force help me, but I'm about to send the next reporter to ask me a Disney related question through a window.

Oct. 21st, 2012


Anyone free and in LA right now?

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