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Mar. 26th, 2015


She's cuter than me. I don't know how I feel about this.

Mar. 3rd, 2015


Again. Seriously? Again. I consider myself a patient man. I even consider myself a forgiving man, given that my body count is respectably low after four centuries. But no. I've officially crossed the line from somewhat peeved to moderately irritated.

Mick, bring me your best suit. It will have to temporarily do.

Nov. 18th, 2013


I think teaching and I have come to a parting of ways after this semester. Whoever had four years, congratulations, you won that pool.

I wonder what the LAPD policy on hiring non-humans is.

Oct. 26th, 2013


Heading to New York for the weekend. Kit, Jubilee, want anything?

Jean, you got time for a coffee?

Oct. 6th, 2013


Dear X-Men movies,

I want a Lockheed. :(

Dear fanboys,

Your pick up lines are never as clever as you think they are.

Dear boyfriend Mick,

I know you can't eat Chinese, but want to watch me awkwardly attempt to eat with chopsticks?

Jul. 28th, 2013


Times like these, I wish I could get drunk.

St. John, you up for a fight?

May. 6th, 2013


the fuck

Apr. 27th, 2013


You know those nature shows where the cheetah chases down the gazelle and it becomes a complete massacre?

I just watched that happen, except with a roasted chicken. Possibly one of the most terrifying things I have ever witnessed.

Mar. 27th, 2013


Spring Break come back to me.

Jan. 1st, 2013


Sometimes I almost feel old just because I know where my pants are New Year's day.

Dec. 18th, 2012


The next caroler to come around my trailer is going to get closely acquainted with my fist.

Dec. 5th, 2012


Almost winter break almost winter break almost winter break.

Nov. 18th, 2012


Finally. Nothing but six days of night surfing.

Oct. 22nd, 2012


Texts to Jubilee

» SOS.


I really wonder sometimes how some of my students make it to adulthood. One just said he blew up his ex's laptop on her front lawn, accidentally set it on fire, then protests that he was unfairly arrested.

Then one of the pre-laws somehow talked me into giving extra credit to anyone who wore a costume on Halloween and the world seemed in balance again.

Sep. 24th, 2012


I need out of LA for Thanksgiving break.

Ideas. Go.

Sep. 7th, 2012


OOC cut for picture. )

Gryffindor Common Room, I am IN you. (Oh, hey, surprise. I'm in London. Like I could not go on the Harry Potter tour if it's the only thing I do.)

Harry, what happened to your head? The headless thing is a little creepy.

Sep. 5th, 2012


Still illegal to skewer reporters?

Aug. 28th, 2012


So. I'm a video game character.

That's new.

Aug. 26th, 2012


Guess I'm not going to school for however long this media shitstorm takes to die down.

Who wants to get drunk?

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