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Jun. 29th, 2015


What the fuck? Can we just go back to the days where they were drawing me with booty shots and skin-tight clothing?

Mar. 20th, 2015


So. I'd like to say this is new, but it isn't. Multiple worlds, alternate realities. I think the only real surprise is getting a free trip to Hawaii.

Hi, I'm Jess. I heard some of my people were here?

[ooc: Jess from Cap-never-came-back world]

Feb. 4th, 2015


Does this mean I can add one more notch in my superhero bedpost? Or does it not count?

Jan. 2nd, 2015


I need it. I will pay someone $1000 and put them on the "free from Jessica Drew punching for life" list if they make this for me. Actually, I need three for them because I'm terrible about doing laundry so make that $3,000.

Dec. 30th, 2014


Slutty dress purchased. Heels that could impale a giant located. Tickets (four, Mindy - find a date) to some pretentious, trendy open-bar party for tomorrow night procured. Find your dancing shoes, Bruce.

Sometimes these powers aren't so bad.

Nov. 12th, 2014


How is it in this day and age of having legitimate conversations about women in STEM - not theoretical debate, not freshly-minted language only known to the Sociology crowd, but actual, commonplace concern over the grotesque lack of women's representation - is this remotely allowable?

Another shot, for those of you who hate yourselves.

Oct. 15th, 2014


[ Filtered to BB!Jessica Drew ]

So I was going to ask if you wanted to do something - something with me - for Halloween. And then I remembered that some people have really strong feelings about Halloween. So I guess, let me start by asking you if you like Halloween, and then we'll go from there. If you do, I can assure you that I have All Soul's Day celebrations in the bag, as guilty holidays are kinda my thing.

[ /Filter ]

Oct. 5th, 2014


Can I just preemptively start and sign the "I'm totally good as an orphan, no need to bring my parents here" petition? Just for the record, Portal Gods, since you've been on a TW parent kick. (Which has been great for those who got their parents here, so yay you!)

Aug. 19th, 2014


All right, I've got two kids accounted for, one to go. She's probably burning the place down. Leggy, blonde, likes guns and needs her mouth washed out with soap?

[OOC: Future BP Jess surprise!]

Aug. 14th, 2014


Aug. 6th, 2014


It's not like I don't wipe it out afterward.

Jul. 24th, 2014


Oahu. I'd recognize the yellow ilima anywhere.

If this is a prank, you won't be laughing for long.

Jul. 11th, 2014


Newcomers, emote more quietly. Your angst is deafening.

In more-serious news, I know the reason that we've been deposited here by the portal. I'm afraid our peaceful vacation laying about on the beach being brought drinks by women in sarongs of questionable integrity is about to be cut short. In fact, I suggest that we band together - yes, even you, Avengers - to defeat this evil about to be unleashed upon us. Cut it off at the knee. And the throat. And then set it on fire for good measure.

On the other hand, it is Brooklyn. There are worse losses.

Jun. 25th, 2014


whoa hey brave new world and whatever but seriously, interdimensional travel needs to come with a barf bag. if you see a dinosaur, run. a lot. Cause she's a trained killer and one nod from me and you're dog food.

also nice try but NO on the high school enrollment.

Jun. 23rd, 2014


Hmm. Three reactions:
  • Disdain.
  • Jealousy.
  • That must have been some Hallelujah chorus.


If anyone is looking for a job opportunity in the intelligence field, I would love to talk to you. MI-13 will offer work both on and off the field, depending on your skill set and preferences. However, I am looking for at least one person that is willing to work in the field in this particular search.

May. 28th, 2014


I'm not really sure how I should be processing this.

May. 9th, 2014


Well, just about everything about that was horrible. If I didn't believe in the value of private islands before, well, now they just seem a necessity. (Hint: I have always believed in the value of private islands.)

Emmett Frost, of course. Some of your minds seem familiar, but -- not exactly what I know.

May. 8th, 2014


This world needs a Madripoor or the Savage Lands, I'm starting to get bored playing Marvel Heroes.

Apr. 11th, 2014


What the fuck, Portal. I'm getting really sick of your shit. We were this close to kicking Cassie's family's ass.

Why's there a billion Captain Americas around and where are my friends?

[ooc; Future BP Faye who was sent back home, but then brought back!]

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