July 2016




RSS Atom
Powered by InsaneJournal

Nov. 18th, 2015


Anyone in NYC in need of a roommate? I'd rather not go through the dorm process if I don't have to.

Oct. 23rd, 2015


Me and Ivy are gettin married on Halloween! Danny you better be there! And any of Ivy's pals!

My Halloween costume is a bride. :D :D

[Filtered to John/Feathers]

You don't got to come if you'll be sad, but you're invited just fyi.

Oct. 1st, 2015




Sep. 22nd, 2015


if someone would be so kind as to share how i can return to myself immediately, i would be quite grateful.

Aug. 18th, 2015


Okay, can someone that isn't a bat spar with me? I need to punch things, not be criticized every five seconds while punching things.

Aug. 14th, 2015


okay are people shipping me with b-man because there's this and this and I'm like no. he never smiles people. never. SO DULL.

unrelated but hey red


Jul. 25th, 2015


You know, I really appreciate that this might not be my world, but I can still visit all my favorite places in Jersey. Nothing beats my mother's homemade lasagna though.

Jun. 29th, 2015


so boreeeeed

So my girl's outta town and i read every magazine i could find and i'm getting bored SO. what do people do for fun around here that ain't illegal cause i'm supposed to be a real honest citizen now, which is the WORST. Also suggestions on jobs I'm good with animals and breaking things with giant hammers and punchin bats.

Jun. 22nd, 2015


Vacation time! Or, well, we're calling it a research retreat, but let's be honest, two weeks in the most-remote, gorgeous, and unpopulated regions of Maui? Vacation!

You see, darlings, my fellow botanists and I are gravely concerned about the plight of the Haleakalā silversword. It's only found at very high elevations within the crater of the Haleakalā volcano, and I'm afraid that it's a very fragile, dear thing. It can only flower once, so its window for pollination is brief, and unfortunately excessive cattle grazing and an alien species of Argentine ant that feast on the silverswords' main source of insect pollinators are doing quite a number on the flower's overall population.

I'm terribly excited! Now then, as I will be gone for two weeks, I trust Ella to do a wonderful job in my absence. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, sweetheart!

[ Filtered to Harley ]

I've left detailed instructions on how to care for everything in my stead. The dahlias should be quite happy to be left to their own devices for a little while, but make sure you chatter away to the pitcher plants! They're going to miss their mummy. And remember, do not use the cacti for bludgeoning weapons! I don't care how prickly they grow!

The combination to the experimental greenhouse is 55403. Only open it if your life is in danger.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to John Blake ]

Keep an eye on the clown, will you? She's likely to get bored, and that would be unpleasant for everyone, wouldn't it?

If you're a good boy, I'm bringing you back a present. And it's not even carnivorous!

[ /Filter ]

May. 21st, 2015


[ Filtered to John Blake ]

Sweet-pea, I've got a question for you if you could spare a moment for little ol' me.

[ Filtered to Harley ]

Have you seen the Jo Harley, darling, when you're awake, I've made you breakfast.

May. 6th, 2015


I'm suing! I don't even look like a clown! Also whose that guy I'm leaning on? I only got two friends, Red and Mr. J and he ain't either of them. And Kitty, sometimes, when she's being nice.

Apr. 23rd, 2015


Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

HIYA! It's so sunny here, not a Bat or Bird in sight! Everyone's smiling, and they're not even full of Jay juice, so how's about that. I told the mooks who dragged me outta the water that I'm an honest citizen now, but they said there's this magical doohicky, and I'm like, story of my life, y'know. A girl tries to get her act together but people always believe the bad rep. :(((( I tell ya it's enough to break my sweet little clown heart.

Oh well! I'm always a sunny side up type of gal anyway, so who wants to give me a tour? Pleeeeeease?