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Mar. 15th, 2014


The portal might be unpredictable, but it certainly has a theme. The HPD told me it's 2014 now. Has anyone been able to map the portal's behaviour yet, or at least solve some of its mysteries?

Although, even as I write that, I'm sure the portal would just suck that person up and spit them out at another time. Merlin forbid somebody solve the riddle.

Nov. 18th, 2013


George, my girl, I am so damn proud of you. You win the twentieth birthday prankapalooza. Golf claps!

Oct. 30th, 2013


Bloody hell you'd think I'd be used to that.

Oct. 3rd, 2013


I can't stop taking pictures of him. )

Sep. 27th, 2013


It's good to be James Potter, and this week is no exception.

It's been a while since we had a family dinner, and there's a few things on my mind that we need to talk about. .

I don't do this often, but I'm going to need your advice soon.

May. 27th, 2013


Seriously, portal? Have we resorted to doing this, again? If I'd wanted a Hawaiian vacation, I'd have portkeyed here myself but noooo always insisting on doing things the hard way, right? You contrary little bugger.

I forgave you once but you just made me lose her so I pretty much am obligated to hate you now. I promised her I'd never leave. Well, fuck.

I hope that little tiki hut with the wicked good tequila drink is still here. I'm going to want at least five.

May. 23rd, 2013



I dropped my bottle of skittles vodka when my arse got pulled through that portal. Please tell me this place has vodka.

And skittles.

I'll need skittles too.


A bloke could get used to this. All I need now is one of those shirts - the louder the better - and a drink with an umbrella in it. And some food; I require lots of that.

May. 19th, 2013


Well, portal, you sure know how to keep us on our toes. I thought I'd gotten used to you, but you just keep on surprising me! Would've been nice if the return to 2013 had discounted me 13 years, too, and maybe given my boss some indication that I, you know, worked there.

Bloody hell. Sod it.

Once more: hello beautiful strangers, I'm Lily Potter. Roll call?

Apr. 24th, 2013


I've got a game to get to! Send me back!

Feb. 26th, 2013



Update on Thalia. Luke and Annabeth found her and were able to get her out in once piece. I don't know the specifics of where she was or what happened. She's being looked over by a medical team now, but it looks like the worst of it is some dehydration and a couple of broken ribs. I believe she's being kept overnight, but she should be home again by tomorrow morning.

Feb. 23rd, 2013


Anyone need any teleporting tonight? I'm on a roll.

Feb. 8th, 2013



texts to anakin )

texts to old steve )

texts to rose weasley )

texts to kane lilly )

Dec. 28th, 2012


harry potter you have 1 new text message. )

Nov. 24th, 2012


text messages to ginny potter )

Nov. 14th, 2012


Ginny. I stole a baby.

Oct. 22nd, 2012


Sooooooo I'd like to announce the birth of the coolest and future hottest kid to ever grace this planet, Jake George Kane.

Lock your daughters up in like fifteen years.

Oct. 21st, 2012


Anyone free and in LA right now?

Sep. 7th, 2012


OOC cut for picture. )

Gryffindor Common Room, I am IN you. (Oh, hey, surprise. I'm in London. Like I could not go on the Harry Potter tour if it's the only thing I do.)

Harry, what happened to your head? The headless thing is a little creepy.

Jul. 31st, 2012


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