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Jan. 4th, 2016


Promotions that come with nicer offices are great, but couple that with a new undercover mission and I'm set for the new year.

Nov. 25th, 2015


Taking some time off. I'll be be back in a week. Sorry for the shitty timing.

Don't bother to watch. I couldn't stop myself.

Nov. 10th, 2015


So I might be a tiny bit kidnapped by cultist sorority girls. They didn't think to check to see if I had a second phone, so.

Come rescue me, yeah? My GPS is on.

Nov. 8th, 2015


Ugh. My leg's got termites. Looks like I'm going to be in the market for a new one.

In case you were considering it, the whole puppet thing? Bullshit.

Who wants to buy me a drink and tell me I look pretty so that I feel a little less hobbly and incomplete?

Wife Emma, how are you feeling? Baby's coming soon, isn't she?

Nov. 7th, 2015


Man, I love co-eds. Liking grading these papers a lot less, Professor Williams. You couldn't give me a prime party night off?

Oct. 29th, 2015


You're looking at the newest member of Zeta Tau Alpha. This is Beth, btw.

I was never even in a sorority when I did get my degree.

Two deaths on NYU campus, they're very ... cultist. There's openings for a professor and a TA, I've already started the paperwork on getting Lincoln in as a guidance counselor (you're welcome).

Oct. 18th, 2015


[ text message meant for beth, but accidentally sent to oliver VERY VERY EARLY this morning ]
literally just kill me now, b. even when i don't make bad decisions, i keep thinking i want to.


There is something very significant to be said about getting full range of motion back. I'm officially (more or less) all-healed up now and back to full active duty.

Which, naturally, means it's time for a new mission. B, you up for it?

Oct. 9th, 2015


The only way Dramamine actually helps is if I take it before swimming, boats, or docks. Not only was my entrance remarkably ungraceful and swear ridden, the waves are not what I'd call calm today so basically I'm just going to lie down for a little while.

So how many Swans and Joneses are there at this point? Are we talking sizable baseball team or actual village? (Just so you know, I counted and did this research when drunk one night, and we absolutely could have our own village. And town motto. Who wants to come up with the motto? I don't know why this is still in a parenthesis.)

Oct. 7th, 2015


October is a hell of a month, even in 2015. The moment it starts, you can count on arresting the most interesting people. Costumes start early, apparently. Ah, NYC.

I interrogated a Sexy Buzz Lightyear earlier.

Oct. 1st, 2015


I can't complain about being back home earlier than expected when it means enjoying more of October.

Also, I'm back home earlier than expected.



And that means it's almost time for my annual 'Devon's Kickass Halloween Bash.' For you poor souls that haven't experienced this yet, just be glad it falls on a weekend this year so you have some time to recover before Monday morning.

It'll be on Halloween night and the person with the best costume wins a GRAND PRIZE of my choosing. Know it's going to be the best thing ever. Past prizes have included dinner reservations at fancy restaurants, vouchers for skydiving, weekend getaways, and gift cards. So start thinking about costumes now!

Sep. 22nd, 2015


Well, shit. That was my good suit, too.

In somewhat related news, I'll be incommunicado save for secure lines for a bit here soon. Don't panic.

Sep. 14th, 2015


Not going blonde again for a whileeeee. Even less of a chance of ever happening? Housewife. Just do what I do and never go home and then things stay clean! .... Or use magic. Oh magic, I missed you.

PS: Danny Williams makes a great husband, somebody snatch him up before I break department regs.

Aug. 25th, 2015


I've got a case that requires probably about two weeks of undercover. Limited outside contact with BP people, we've got some locked down communication devices that can't be tracked or hacked but if this goes well, I'll we'll be watched. I require a male, because you'll have to pretend to be married to me and lesbian isn't part of the profile. (Linc, you're out. Not sorry.) Roman? FBI!Danny?

If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a debrief and I'll let Stilinski vet you. She's really good at it.

Starting next week I'll be undercover, so limited contact only. It's pretty run of the mill (see what I did there?) for me, so I just wanted to let you guys know. If it goes along the timeline I've got planned, it should be about two weeks, maybe a little less if he moves up his timetabl.

Aug. 16th, 2015


You know, this whole portal-dumping thing really is pretty disconcerting. I take back anything sassy I never said but probably thought at least once.

Mr. McGarrett, thank you for leaving me in the water. Much less disorienting to have only one unexpected transition at a time.

[ ooc; A future BP baby! This is Hale and Regina's daughter, who is a damn mermaid with Regina's power. ]

Aug. 15th, 2015


Soooo, magic.

Jul. 8th, 2015


This was definitely not how I expected my swim to go this morning but I guess it was inevitable when the portal likes to keep us guessing.

Good morning, Hawaii!

[ooc; Daughter of Steve McGarrett and Dani Williams, half-sister of Grayson Williams! Marine biology student, mermaid, outdoor enthusiast!]

Jun. 25th, 2015


I'm pleased to announce that the NYPD Supernatural Division will be taking applications effective immediately. Experience and superpowers aren't a prerequisite for acceptance so much as a willingness to work hard and reliability at odd hours. The NYPD Supernatural Division will be working in tandem with the HPD Supernatural Division to support safer communities for all.

In addition to full-time jobs, we'll also offer several paid internships if you'd like to get your foot in the door.

To those of you who don't know me personally, I'm Sheriff Jane Stilinski from Beacon Hills, California. No powers, but I run a tight ship and expect the best out of you. If you have any questions I can try to answer them, but if they get to be too much I'm going to shove you in HR's path.

[ Filtered to Stiley ]

All right, kiddo, your impersonation of a washrag is on point. I've tried ice cream, giving you time and space, and old-fashioned snooping, and no dice. What's going on?

Jun. 22nd, 2015


Seriously, 2015? The portal couldn't have picked a good year? Like 2040? I enjoyed that year. AND I existed in it.

Since I know if any of my brothers are here, they fucked around enough for all of us: Mills and Jefferson's report. Emmas and extended can chime in too after they're done gaping at me. Yes, I'm awesome. Yes, you're all young and... whatever. I'm sure the word precious has been thrown around.

Call me Beth, full name is reserved for when I sneak through my bedroom window late or steal mom's good wine.

[OOC: Mini!Jefferson and Regina's kid!]