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Oct. 31st, 2015


I know, I'm fucking hilarious. (Sorry Bruce.)

Aug. 28th, 2015


Rhodey, Honeybuns, where did the last two weeks go? Because I definitely don't remember them.

Children, future/alternate/whatever, of mine - roll call. Other members of the illustrious Stark family, you too.

Feb. 16th, 2015


I believe I'm quite ready for warmer weather.

[ Darcy ]
Why are you upset with me?

Feb. 14th, 2015


What exactly is a Kingslayer and why are the few individuals I've encountered over the last few weeks possessed with a keen interest in shaking my hand?

[ Filtered to Buffy Summers [info]thevampslayer ]
Miss Summers, are all of your birthdays truly so terrible? I do not see how you could begin to trust a bloody person around you, my god.

Jan. 6th, 2015


Red free = 20 days.

I still don't know how people find yoga to be relaxing. And I need a job that's not retail. But overall, pretty good!

Dec. 28th, 2014


i've a great and mighty need for a wine that doesn't tasteas msuhc like water

Dec. 18th, 2014


Sooo is there like, a wayward house for imports who DON'T want to spend Chrismukkah alone but kinda have no family and not a lot of friends around?

I come bearing wine and 20lbs of homemade chex mix?

Dec. 13th, 2014


Okay. If I promise to pretend that I believe all this stuff about a primitive galaxy and our lives played out in a holovid, will everyone stop looking at me like I've grown two heads? In all fairness, I'll do a halfass job of it, but I'm starting to get a complex here. Work with me.

Nov. 1st, 2014


Is it common practice at bars to be consistently plied with a barrage of liquor when mentioning a day of birth? I only mentioned mine vaguely and in passing, as something to occur roughly around this time, and was presented so many drinks that I nearly actually felt something from them.

Oct. 23rd, 2014


I did not plan to swim today.

[ Young PH AU Thorin who got stuck young during a de-age experiment. Only has memories of the six months or so that he was in PH de-aged, rather than anything surrounding it otherwise. Coincidentally, since that de-age experiment didn't involve them dropping into the ocean, this is the first time he's done so. ]