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Apr. 28th, 2015


You know how people say to drink the hangover away? Don't do it, it is stupid.

Dec. 28th, 2014


I can't unsee this.

Nov. 29th, 2014


I need a Christmas tree, thousands of string lights, five candy canes, and other miscellaneous items.

Who wants to hold my bags?

Nov. 6th, 2014


I just watched the worst shark disaster movie ever on SyFy and it's all my actress' fault. Pick better movies, Tonkin, you're too cute for this shit.

Oct. 14th, 2014


ALRIGHT, which group's throwing the best Halloween party this year and where's my invite?

Oct. 9th, 2014


I got a science nerds in my living room trying to build missiles. Jim. This is your problem now, I'm heading to the bar.

Rachel, you coming?

Sep. 12th, 2014


New theme song!

Aug. 5th, 2014


This place again.

Jun. 29th, 2014


I might only be half American, but I'm pretty sure July 4th is my favourite holiday with an entire evening dedicated to the rocket's red glare and bombs bursting in air.

May. 30th, 2014


This is the third time, Portal. I'm a little tired of waking up to drowning.

May. 24th, 2014


Shitty waitress job is shitty, except for the food perks. I'm going to get so fat.

How ar-
Are yo-

So, what are you doing for money?

Apr. 27th, 2014


Okay, so there is no way I'm going back to working a shitty waitress job.

Who wants to be my sugar daddy?

Apr. 11th, 2014


What the fuck, Portal. I'm getting really sick of your shit. We were this close to kicking Cassie's family's ass.

Why's there a billion Captain Americas around and where are my friends?

[ooc; Future BP Faye who was sent back home, but then brought back!]

Mar. 30th, 2014


The first time I was transported to another world they told me no problem, this will be over soon and you'll be able to go on with your life as if nothing happened. This time I'm apparently stuck in 2014 without Star Fleet and all I really can say is fuck you very much, fate, for keeping me from the Academy in a world where the space program is a thing of the past - which blows my mind, really.