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Aug. 18th, 2015


Okay, can someone that isn't a bat spar with me? I need to punch things, not be criticized every five seconds while punching things.

Aug. 14th, 2015


okay are people shipping me with b-man because there's this and this and I'm like no. he never smiles people. never. SO DULL.

unrelated but hey red


Apr. 23rd, 2015


Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

HIYA! It's so sunny here, not a Bat or Bird in sight! Everyone's smiling, and they're not even full of Jay juice, so how's about that. I told the mooks who dragged me outta the water that I'm an honest citizen now, but they said there's this magical doohicky, and I'm like, story of my life, y'know. A girl tries to get her act together but people always believe the bad rep. :(((( I tell ya it's enough to break my sweet little clown heart.

Oh well! I'm always a sunny side up type of gal anyway, so who wants to give me a tour? Pleeeeeease?

Mar. 24th, 2015


Finally. We were shielded from the worst of it here in Hawaii, but nevertheless you could feel the stillness of things as November turned to December and half the world leaned over for its annual nap. But Persephone's gone back to her mother's house, buds are forming on the vine, and the world is filled new, new new again.

Spring! My season. Who wants a kiss? I'm in such a good mood it won't even be that toxic. What's a little dizziness against the beauty of spring?

Jul. 23rd, 2014


happy batman day! )

Nov. 12th, 2013


I did acid once. It was kind of like this. Only, more floating llamas, less cops telling me I'm fictional and usually have breasts.

Not that I'm against breasts. Or a well-fitting catsuit. I just tend to prefer them under me, not on me.

Anyway, Sebastian Kyle. Hello, nice to meet you, where's the exit, etc.

Sep. 26th, 2013


I do not need two hulking masses stalking me.

Aug. 22nd, 2013


Well, that's disappointing.

May. 18th, 2013


You've been quiet.

Apr. 1st, 2013


Bruce you asshole. Really? On April Fool's Day?

Jan. 7th, 2013


You win, costume. Lesson learned, I suck at sewing.

Dec. 17th, 2012


text message to nolan!bruce wayne )

Dec. 5th, 2012


Anyone located in Ohio right now?

Nov. 17th, 2012


Goddammit Wayne, do you know how long it took me to get out of that hole? And thanks for destroying my cell phone. That took about half the day to cobble back together so I could get a call out for help.

Since, you know, you left me in the fucking Sahara.

Nov. 16th, 2012


Bruce, stop breaking into the apartment. Seriously. Normal people use doors.

Sep. 29th, 2012


Found on the Internet. )

Sep. 15th, 2012


Selina gave me champagne. In the morning. But there was juice. So it's still breakfast.

Jul. 31st, 2012


This is one way to get rid of a police record.

This is quite the operation you've all got around here.