blackpoint - the au community

Okay, can someone that isn't a bat spar with me? I need to punch things, not be criticized every five seconds while punching things.

okay are people shipping me with b-man because there's this and this and I'm like no. he never smiles people. never. SO DULL.

unrelated but hey red



EDIT: PS - WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. YAHOO.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

HIYA! It's so sunny here, not a Bat or Bird in sight! Everyone's smiling, and they're not even full of Jay juice, so how's about that. I told the mooks who dragged me outta the water that I'm an honest citizen now, but they said there's this magical doohicky, and I'm like, story of my life, y'know. A girl tries to get her act together but people always believe the bad rep. :(((( I tell ya it's enough to break my sweet little clown heart.

Oh well! I'm always a sunny side up type of gal anyway, so who wants to give me a tour? Pleeeeeease?

Finally. We were shielded from the worst of it here in Hawaii, but nevertheless you could feel the stillness of things as November turned to December and half the world leaned over for its annual nap. But Persephone's gone back to her mother's house, buds are forming on the vine, and the world is filled new, new new again.

Spring! My season. Who wants a kiss? I'm in such a good mood it won't even be that toxic. What's a little dizziness against the beauty of spring?

( happy batman day! )

I did acid once. It was kind of like this. Only, more floating llamas, less cops telling me I'm fictional and usually have breasts.

Not that I'm against breasts. Or a well-fitting catsuit. I just tend to prefer them under me, not on me.

Anyway, Sebastian Kyle. Hello, nice to meet you, where's the exit, etc.

I do not need two hulking masses stalking me.

Well, that's disappointing.

[ FILTERED TO NOLAN!BRUCE WAYNE ]
You've been quiet.

Bruce you asshole. Really? On April Fool's Day?

You win, costume. Lesson learned, I suck at sewing.

( text message to nolan!bruce wayne )

Anyone located in Ohio right now?

Goddammit Wayne, do you know how long it took me to get out of that hole? And thanks for destroying my cell phone. That took about half the day to cobble back together so I could get a call out for help.

Since, you know, you left me in the fucking Sahara.

Bruce, stop breaking into the apartment. Seriously. Normal people use doors.

( Found on the Internet. )

Selina gave me champagne. In the morning. But there was juice. So it's still breakfast.

This is one way to get rid of a police record.

This is quite the operation you've all got around here.