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Albus Potter, what in Godric's name did you get me into this time? This is the last time I'm leaving my badge at home so I can save your arse from those seedy bastards you're dealing with.

We're both dead if word gets back to Mum and Dad.

This? This stinks of Frugo. Guys, you always try too hard with your pranks! This is ridiculous.

Well, the joke is on you, because if those croissants burn, you will get no cupcakes for a month!

Fictional, pah.

I remember reading about alternate realities once, but I never fathomed that I'd be dropped in the Pacific Ocean years in the future, told I was fictional, and given my own mobile all before my first cup of tea. That seems more like something that would happen to Harry or Ron, but, if I'm being honest, one of them would probably forget something important and I'd have to follow them through anyway.

Mindy and Danny need to get their shit together, seriously. This show is killing my soul.

Residents of the world, I need your help.

In order to build up my business, naturally funds must be procured. As a way to help lure investors and word of mouth, I'll be putting together a night of feasting. Tge date is set for December 7, 2013, and will cost just fifteen dollars a person, but if you feel the looooove, don't hesitate to donate more. The cost is solely to cover the expense of food and wine, both of which will be selected by and lovingly prepared by me!

Let me know by November 20th if you're in or out.

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Halloween costume ideas, go.

Ugh, alright, not trying to be all ~negative or ~harshing the mellow of the people, but this is a bit much. I thought this portal business was a precautionary tale at this point. Neeeerp, I was wrong. But regardless of the utter ridiculousness, there are bigger fish to fry as they say, and I do not mean halibut. First things first, are Caroline Lee or George Weasley afoot? Before anything else, an unexpected trip home definitely constitutes a visit to the parentals.