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Feb. 19th, 2013

[info]alwayshim

Top vacation locations, which would get a four year olds approval.

Don't say Disney.

Go.

Feb. 17th, 2013


[info]multifarious

You're kidding me, right?

Feb. 16th, 2013


[info]thatwitch

I need to be sent back.

Jan. 3rd, 2013

[info]alwayshim

I will never get tired of the variety of looks I get when someone asks how old I am, and I respond with "I just turned 600 last month." Personally I think I look fabulous for my age.

Dec. 23rd, 2012


[info]cupnoods

I knew that fourth bottle of tequila was a bad idea.

Dec. 8th, 2012


[info]theprotected

That is the last time I am ever doing Jaegerbombs.

Dec. 9th, 2012

[info]alwayshim

My kid is showing me why I should set a trap for Santa this year, and how I'm going to do. Just so she can meet him, and then let him go right away. She has this mapped out. With a very convincing speech.

It's in pink crayon, but it's mapped out.

My kid is badass.

Nov. 20th, 2012

[info]scorsesefan

I'm bored. Someone give me something to do or I'll go on a killing spree.


Kidding.


Probably.

Sep. 23rd, 2012


[info]abitch

FML, I'm sitting in mini 5-0's home watching the Emmys. Someone fix my social life.

Darcy, you need to steal that dress from Kat Dennings.

Sep. 17th, 2012

[info]alwayshim

A car crash, a stabbing, alcohol poisoning, one really annoying hypochondriac, a marble up a kids nose and two creepy fan girls.

Right, I'm ready to go home now.