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Jan. 18th, 2016


Tomorrow, I'm hiding in my apartment with the blinds drawn and I'm NOT coming out. We're talking full-on hermit crab. I'm going to be crabby. I'll have crabs. ...wait, not the last one.

So if anyone wants to hang out with me today and hopefully break my world-ending birthday curse, I'm all for it. Fair warning though, if you hang with me, and you're celebrating my birthday, your chances of dying horribly or being maimed or traumatized go way way way up. So if anyone asks, we're celebrating MLK Day, who if you ask me needs to be celebrated after all these #alllivesmatter buttheads started speaking up.

Any takers? (Jackson, you're not getting out of this one, so don't try.)

Nov. 5th, 2015


(1) It wasn't me.
(2) The last time I saw the intern, he was bleeting.
(3) There's apparently a cult in town looking for goats to sacrifice to their dark lord.
(4) I might have lost the intern goat.

Sep. 10th, 2015


[Filtered to all Buffyverse people and magic users who helped Willow on Angel's soul problem]

Angels, get ready to have your world rocked, because we came up with the magical mojo you've been looking for. We're ready to make your soul permanent.

Jul. 11th, 2015


Soooo, the world is NOT on fire, there's fresh fruit, gorgeous beaches and they're telling me it's not a dream.

What's the catch? There's gotta be a catch. Like, major catch. Cause I've been around this stuff long enough to know that good things don't just happen.

[OOC: Apocalypse!AU Cordy! More hereeee.]


I'm sorry for my distance. After what happened, I couldn't handle the thought of losing control and hurting the people I love again. It took some time, but with Lindsey's some help, I'm ready to try again if you'll let me.

Some friends have been working on a way to tether my soul to me so what happened will never happen again, if that gives anyone any peace of mind.

Apr. 25th, 2015


[Filtered to Fred Burkle]

I think it's time for us to go on our vacation. I say that having already booked the tickets. We're leaving tomorrow. If that's acceptable to you, Dr. Burkle.

[Filtered to Angel]

I'm taking Fred on a holiday. If you need us, we'll be at [location]. But I say this with all the affection the British are allowed, do not need us.

Apr. 8th, 2015


[Filtered to Angel]

I don't know if you're still in hiding, but I need to talk to you, it's very important. Please message me when you're ready.

[Filtered to Buffy (AU)]

Hi! Just checking in and seeing how the Buffster's doing. I'm going to see if Angel will let me talk to magic users about his situation. How's things with cute and scaly?


WHO: Angel & Lindsey McDonald
WHERE: LA, CA: Lindsey's Apartment
WHEN: April 8th, 2015
WHAT: Angel comes to tell Lindsey he's going to leave him alone forever, but Lindsey's not having that.

If he expected to get far, he was an idiot.  )

Mar. 17th, 2015


I'm sorry. Lindsey, I-

[ooc; Angel got his soul whammied back into him and he's DISAPPEARING TO BROOD. Expect no replies!]

Mar. 10th, 2015


Anyone in the market for an evil hand? Thinking about cutting off Lindsey's.

Mar. 5th, 2015


Goddamni So we might have a problem. Kind of a missing soul possible future terrorizing of Los Angeles kind of problem. Might want to watch your asses. Help


WHO: Angel & Lindsey McDonald
WHERE: LA, CA: Training Room
WHEN: March 5th, 2015
WHAT: Lindsey is forced to talk about his feelings when Angel brings up the status of their relationship.

’We’re...’ And that was about as far as Lindsey got. )

Mar. 2nd, 2015


[ Filtered to HPD + BTVS/Angel Characters ]

Checking in with Canada Kanima updates! The lizard-y guy makes his appearance every night, sometimes in a good mood (which looks remarkably like a bad mood) and sometimes in a bad mood (which looks remarkably like an even-worse mood). The puppet spell's holding fine, so there's been no further incidents, and unless he's feeling extra feisty I can corral him just fine and keep him local. Gold star in the Slayer column!

Do we have any movement on Whittermore not turning into a scaly horrible being? Did we find out if any of the newbies from Jolly Old England are controlling him? Orrrrr should I just get used to being nocturnal forever, as was my destiny before I even met Mr. By Jove Whinnymore?

Buff out!

PS: Sympathy food would not go amiss at this point.

[ /Filter ]

Think how cute I would look Slaying in these.

Feb. 22nd, 2015


Alternate dimensions do not surprise me at this point.

Jan. 3rd, 2015


Was it a spell? This has to be a spell. This has 'magic' written on it. This is spellalicious and I don't think I'm ready for this spell-y.

Hi, I'm Buffy, and I'm not supposed to be here. Here's nice! Here looks like a vacation! But I'm supposed to be in California; I just got my sister back...?

[ AU Buffy, she didn't date Riley or die. Comes from the end of S5! ]

Oct. 9th, 2014


I'll admit country isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Sep. 23rd, 2014


Okay, so just give it a thought, but...

Dancing with the Stars with Blackpoint Celebrities. I can PR the shit out of that for charity. I need a distractio-

Aug. 9th, 2014


LINDSEY MOTHERFUCKING MCDONALD. You give me my car back right now. And stop tying up the intern. We don't pay him that much.

Jul. 3rd, 2013


If one more person asks me why I don't sparkle, I'm eating them.