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Apr. 19th, 2012

[info]runs_hot

I don't want to sound like every time my wife naps my children get into trouble...BUT EVERY TIME MY WIFE NAPS MY CHILDREN GET INTO TROUBLE.

They've waxed their hair together. To each other. My children are connected at the head. And fighting. Advice? Quickly? Before she wakes up. Advice that does not involve cutting their hair because I will be killed with pain if I go near their hair with scissors.

Mar. 23rd, 2012

[info]rightwingman

So. Hey. I'm Fang.