I don't know where my shoes are and I definitely have no idea why I'm waking up in a NY hotel room, but I'm pretty sure I should never drink that much again.
Someone come get me and bring sneakers, my feet are killing me.
You know what I don't appreciate? Vampires. Vampires as a species suck and I'm not sorry for thinking that. I would like creepy shit to stop killing my friends, please.