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Oct. 16th, 2015


my dad is here

Sep. 15th, 2015


[ Filtered to HPD ]

So I know we're standstilling on the selkie murders. I've got a lead on someone who apparently saw something like this in Norway years ago; was willing to show me the area and talk about it. Who's up for some travel and pickled fish?

[ / Filter ]

Whoever wrote ...something... on my arm in sunscreen when I fell asleep on the beach this weekend? Hilarious. Just hilarious.

Jul. 24th, 2015


Finals until the 30th, then I'm done with summer semester until August 10th. Seems stupid to take a vacation when we live in Hawaii, and yet...

Who's joining me? Hungary has a 80% lower homicide rate than the US.

Jul. 9th, 2015


Two Full Moons in the month of July. Not unheard of, but atypical. In this case, it's happening with a Blue Moon. I'll let those of you blessed with humor make the obvious joke.

[ Filtered to HPD & NYPD Supernatural Divisions; TW Werewolf Alphas + Christina Argent can read ]

With some of the more enthusiastic arrivals through the portal in mind, I've created a tranquilizer. Acts a great deal like kanima venom, if you're familiar with that - paralysis being the key side effect. Wears off in around 20 minutes, less for werewolves - enough time for a puppet spell. I don't anticipate it being used on any more than a fraction of any arrivals, as being unable to move usually inspires panic more than an open-mind, but in the event that it's needed, I've sent a vial to your office. No more than 1ML for any humanoid person.

Christina can vouch that it's good work and not something ~evil~, if that's your concern. The ingredients are expensive and a pain in the ass to get. Use it well.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to TW Werewolf Alphas + Christina Argent]

Likewise, you each will be getting 1ML each. I trust you to use discretion if the situation arises that such a tranquilizer is necessary.

[ /Filter ]

Jun. 30th, 2015


I'd say I'm sorry about kicking your asses, HPD, but you shouldn't have kidnapped me in the first place.

[ooc; Super Girlfriends AU! Spoilers for the latest ep. Kicked the asses of anyone that was on portal duty this morning with her powers.]

Jun. 16th, 2015


I'm going to spend the night learning this. Who wants to be my guinea pig?

Apr. 15th, 2015


Taking a sick day. If anyone's feeling nice, bring soup.

Mar. 26th, 2015


Caminito del Rey is opening up again on the 29th, and I'm going to be one of the first people to test out the walkway. Any daredevils out there want to come along? It's not that bad.

Mar. 20th, 2015


Sorry, officer.

But what the hell?

Mar. 11th, 2015


Instagram. )

Feb. 23rd, 2015


Hey, HPD.

I bought a pimped-out coffee maker for my apartment, then realized I drank it more here, so my gain is your gain. I chucked the old one into a fiery pit, but be on the lookout for it - could still come back.

[ Filtered to Lydia ]

Ballpark figure here, Lydia - how many shoes do you actually own? I ask, because I keep counting the ones lined up in the bedroom, get distracted, and then when I return to counting there's more. As a scientist, can you confirm whether or not shoes reproduce?

[ /Filtered ]

Jan. 25th, 2015


OKAY. I know the ~official~ age requirement for applying to the HPD is 20, but if I have to flip burgers or some other crap for another fifteen months, I'm going to freaking lose it, so I was hoping maybe I could get a waver on that? Even just to work my way up? I can clerk! I'm really good at making sure people eat! And I mean, you've got at least three built in references working there. Unless they get parent-y and refus Probably. Maybe four, if Lydia's having a good day.

Uhh yeah, okay, probably shouldn't count on that one. BUT STILL.

Please. Please, throw me a bone here. I need a job that doesn't suck away my will to liiive.

Jan. 13th, 2015


I would very much appreciate confirmation of the lengthy and incredible explanation I just received for it not being the year of Our Lord, 1897, and for my presence here in the Republic of Hawaii.

Jan. 11th, 2015


"Let me do your hair", she said.

"It will be fun," she said.


Jan. 3rd, 2015


Early this morning, Deputy Stilinski was attacked in the HPD weapons locker. Whoever did so took a good amount of our stock as well. If anyone saw or heard anything, please let us know immediately.

Dec. 28th, 2014


[Address] Young man, mid-twenties. Definitely murdered.

Bring aspirin. Oh, and you know. Police things. Evidence gathering. Whatnot.

Keep dinner in the microwave, I'll be home late.

Dec. 22nd, 2014


Well, that officially answers that.

Sara does, in fact, make the cutest puppy ever.

Dec. 15th, 2014


Taking the week and heading to New York. If anyone needs me, my phone's on. Deputies, work assignments are on the board and corresponding files are on my desk. Jordan's in charge.

Lydia, make sure my grandson is sugared up. I need to be run ragged.

No matter what, I do love you. But I'm glad you made a choice that will make you happy. Hopefully we'll see each other during Christmas?

Dec. 12th, 2014


Allison, you can stop complaining that I haven't done any decorating of my own. I think it's very festive.

Cut for picture. )

Dec. 8th, 2014


Oh HPD sweatpants, I didn't miss you.


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