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Dec. 7th, 2012


[info]chosetolive

Hey Stefan.

Anyway, I'm back from the honeymoon. Yes it was wonderful. I'm so glad to have made Jacob Mr. Bella Swan. It was clearly the best decision I've ever made.

Nov. 24th, 2012


[info]wearenotweak

Mystical kidnapping, how quaint.

Nov. 20th, 2012

[info]scorsesefan

I'm bored. Someone give me something to do or I'll go on a killing spree.


Kidding.


Probably.

Sep. 17th, 2012

[info]alwayshim

A car crash, a stabbing, alcohol poisoning, one really annoying hypochondriac, a marble up a kids nose and two creepy fan girls.

Right, I'm ready to go home now.

Sep. 2nd, 2012


[info]abitch

I am going to BITE the next reporter I see.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


[info]chosetolive

I am punching the next reporter to ask me what I think about the KStew and RPattz cheating scandal.

We're going to have to change our phone number again. We'll give you all our new number when we do.

Jul. 17th, 2012


[info]impsychicnow

Someone kill Amy Farrah Fowler. She's intruding on my territory.

May. 8th, 2012


[info]chosetolive

I don't know anything about weddings. So someone's probably going to need to help me with figuring some things out.

May. 1st, 2012


[info]motherfingghost

It's too fucking early to function.

Mar. 3rd, 2012


[info]okiepyre

[ after sundown, as all her stuff is! ]

I don't know what professors are thinking when they make kids work together on projects. We were supposed to learn teamwork before we got this far, jeesh. Most of my group's alright, but this one boy. I swear, if he had an idea of his own, it'd die of loneliness.

Z, I need to not be doing this homework right now.

Feb. 19th, 2012

[info]funspongey

I've been sucked through a magic portal and dropped in Hawaii. You know, I'm just going to go with it for now.

Feb. 20th, 2012


[info]wasatank

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jan. 1st, 2012


[info]chosetolive

Whoever keeps sending me these lamb dolls covered in blood needs to stop. Stefan, I know you're reading this. This is not how the new year is suppose to start off.

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