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If I say hoverbike, you say.....?

Aramis.

ARAMIS.

I haven't slept in three days, but it was worth it. Jaeger unveiling on Monday. [Address] at noon. Wake me up an hour before it.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!


I'M GONNA BE A DAD!

I'm thinking Chewbacca Shepard Bartowski. Gives the kid something to live up to, you know?

I need a break. Who wants to buy me the first drink I'll have had in two years?

9th place? This is what happens when you get children to rep for USA. I have less than four years to get a place in the next games and I'm going to need sponsors.

Who feels like being generous?

For those of you that might not have anywhere to be this Thanksgiving or find yourselves alone because of past lives and mistakes, you can find a place at my table.






But if any of you bring drama or weapons, I will end you. Do I have the puppet spell on me? You don't know.

I got a science nerds in my living room trying to build missiles. Jim. This is your problem now, I'm heading to the bar.

Rachel, you coming?

I need a job. :(

And clothes. :(

This may be the third cutest thing I've ever seen.


In order to compete with Apple (and have them sue me because that's what they like to do. They get very unhappy with my competition.) I'm releasing a new version of my communication omni-tool on Monday. I offer them to any portal inhabitants at no cost provided you offer me feedback and test new programs for me.

For the more spy/combat minded people, I'm starting beta testing on cloaking software and disruptor ammo, and could use a few extra volunteers to use them.

New theme song!

I might only be half American, but I'm pretty sure July 4th is my favourite holiday with an entire evening dedicated to the rocket's red glare and bombs bursting in air.

JAEGER!

This is the third time, Portal. I'm a little tired of waking up to drowning.