So I'm trolling tumblr because I had to wait until my bail jumper got out of the hospital for injuries COMPLETELY unrelated to me, and guess what I found a picture of?
Lady Thor and Malcolm "Winter Soldier" Reynolds getting hitched in middle of Comic Con.
I have found my heaven and I am never going home again.
Also so far I've been slipped phone numbers for one Psylocke, two Darth Vaders, one Captain America (HA), one Catwoman and one Wonder Woman. I'm not the least bit sorry.