Bloody hell, this is what dying feels like, isn't it? Worse than any damned hangover.
The old man says this is what we look like as a woman.
I just thought you should know.
I plan on making short-term goodbyes in person, but I may be gone more than a day. Two, three. We'll be transporting people around the other side of the island, and I'll likely be making more than a few trips.
Wasn't sure which one would be the best for this, so if you'd rather ignore it, by all means.
But I require your assistance with something magic related, and I'm quite aware it means I will owe you.
Oy, lad. Looking to earn a bit of extra coin next week?
» I just got a call from your school asking if I had someone take you off campus without notifying the attendance office.[OOC: posted shortly after]
» Despite the suspicious timing of this phone call, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
» Are you all right?
You know, I think I get you. Easily bored. No respect for authority. Determined to push any buttons you can find.[FILTERED TO KILLIAN JONES]
Hell, I was you.
But unlike me, Grace has parents who are very much around and who care very much. That may not mean jack to you, but if you want to be in her life, no matter how small a part you want to play, you will damn well learn to respect it. And her. She's missed years of her education already. You're not going to endanger the rest.
Grace skipped school to get waffles with a dinosaur and a deliquient.
Well, I suppose I have no proof that the dinosaur ate any waffles or that the delinquent was even there, but I think we can at least assume the latter.
Remind me why I agreed to start a business that revolves around pleasing people.
I know considered old-fashioned, but can someone tell me if it's normal to pay thousands of dollars for a betrothal ring? I went looking around today and almost had a heart attack when I saw some of the prices.
We should get a dog.
This message brought to you by the ridiculous great dane I just saw on the way to the grocery store.