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Nov. 30th, 2014


what was in that thing i smoked i'm in alice in wonderland

Nov. 14th, 2014


Daughter! Look what we built!

Oct. 25th, 2014


So that trailer for the Avengers was a whole lot of nope.

Unrelated, I'm kidnapping Tony and stealing his jet. Who wants to start off the Halloween week right?

Oct. 5th, 2014


WHO: Toni, Pep & Virgil.
WHERE: NYC; Toni's labs in the Stark building.
WHEN: October 1, ‘14; after Pepper's arrival.
WHAT: Curing what ails J.A.R.V.I.S.
STATUS: log; complete.

It’s not /my/ coding, but it’s still my coding and I’m taking this personally. )

Oct. 1st, 2014


I need a Stark. I realize there's a small army of them, so just one should suffice.

Aug. 3rd, 2014


I fear for Jane Foster. Has anyone heard of the Portal casting bewitchments on those that observe it? She has not eaten in three days.

Apr. 12th, 2014


I'm really glad the suit can take a swim and not be any worse for wear. Now what's all this about portals, magic, and other worlds? I'm a little more from the science-minded community than not.

Apr. 8th, 2014


So today's been weird.

Apr. 5th, 2014


Cut for potential spoilers here & in the comments, not filtered! )

Mar. 30th, 2014


Jane, I have finished our home.

I welcome all to join us on the beach to celebrate the completion of this labor this afternoon. There will be a feast fit for kings, of roasted pig and mead!

Mar. 7th, 2014


Well, you know what they say. You can take the kid out of Beacon Hills, but the crazy, weird, possibly (and most likely) evil shit will follow him.

I don't trust you, Hawaii. Stop trying to trick me with your sandy beaches and scantily clad women.

Feb. 4th, 2014


Okay it's official I need a real apartment. Also probably more clothes. And maybe a job that pays. I miss SHIELD. I can't believe I said that.

Nov. 9th, 2013


DARCY they say you're here quick I need to give you a list you need to go pick up some equipment for me and then get here. I can't buy you plane tickets but we can figure something out, this portal is insane. Also I might need dry clothes. Forget the clothes, the list is more important.

EDIT: Hi this is public I'm Jane Foster.

Oct. 30th, 2013


This isn't the vacation time I was looking for.

Oct. 25th, 2013


[ooc: Steffie had a pb upgrade because I wanted more expressions, PRETEND IT WAS ALWAYS SO]

I'm making a list, it's called things not to say on your first date with Captain America:

Are those things real?

Ever had a threesome with Tony Stark?

Can you introduce me to Tony Stark?

Have you ever had sex with AU selves?

Why aren't you with your one true love (insert their OTP here)?

Once you became a chick, did you feel yourself up all the time?

Wow, you're even prettier than the posters I have on my wall. And the screensaver on my computer too!

And my personal favorite!

Have you ever broken a guy with your super strength in bed?

Match.com you have failed me. And blind dates. And meeting in social circles or interviews. I give up.

Oct. 11th, 2013


It's Friday night and I refuse to be stuck at home. Does anyone feel like going out?

Aug. 12th, 2013


I love a good KABOOM in the morning.

Jul. 23rd, 2013


Just so everyone is aware, my baby is the most interesting baby that's about to be new to the world.


Jul. 16th, 2013



May. 21st, 2013


All right, who are we blaming this time? I took the last incident.

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