Come get scared for charity! Tickets to Darkstorm Mansion Haunted House will directly benefit the Honolulu Children's Hospital. It's only $5 a person and your money is going to help those with truly frightening diseases.
(I'm going to be a mad scientist.)
We also still need volunteers to take tickets and to spook people in the ballroom, so if you're inclined, let me know and I'll get you an audience with our representative from the hospital.
[ Filtered to Jackie ]
I'm sorry about my behavior this weekend; I honestly don't know what came over me. The nightmares were one thing, but they made me cranky and I should never have put molten lava in the kitchen like I did. The mess is cleaned up. Promise you can't even tell.