return texts;
» Very Special Agent Danny is also not teenaged, and for as totally unnerving as his reality was to me when he got here, it's just a SAD alternate one, not a TERRIFYING VORTEX OF EVIL. » So I could see the existence of this assclown also pissing him off regularly. » But yeah, creativity of excuses is my special family niche. » And speaking of things the furbabies have done...
» It's settled. I'm declaring myself Queen and decreeing this is the new code phrase. » Dammit, now I want pineapple.