Hey hey guys and dolls, want to get in shape without boring workouts? Want to learn how to contort your body in a rhythmic manner so as to attract potential mates? Well, I'm being irresponsible this summer and instead of taking summer academic classes, I'm teaching dance classes at the Y here in Hawaii. Salsa, jazz, and modern! If any of you beautiful people do ballet, you'll see me at the U of H here doing a few of the more advanced classes.
There's a portal discount? Just say something weird to me about your homeworld and I'll knock off 20% and kill the entry fee. Together, we'll do this thing.
Also, if you're related to me, I'm going to get SOOOOO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE YOU HAVE NO IDEA if you don't come to my recital in August.