|Marcus Delgado (alphadad) wrote in blackpoint,|
@ 2015-02-05 20:53:00
|Entry tags:||alex argent, allison argent (steampunk), isla lahey, marcus delgado, scottie delgado|
I know that it's the season, and everyone is debating things for Valentine's Day and how to spend it... but please, for the love of God, do not end up in the ER on that day because you got something lodged in one of your orifices.
Foil-wrapped chocolate roses and teddy bears do not belong anywhere near your ... lower regions. You may think I'm just trying to embarrass Scottie with this, but I swear to you I wouldn't say anything if there wasn't a shockingly high number of people I have to x-ray because they inserted a foreign object where they shouldn't have and it got stuck.
This PSA is brought to you by the sports bottle I had to remove with forceps today. Thank you, have a good evening.