Okay, all right, I'm definitely not used to being on the receiving end of this whole 'Welcome to Hawaii' thing. I've been in Hawaii! I grew up here! Portal, I thought you and I were bros. This is not okay! Cassandra McCall-Hale, by the way, and because that's terrible, just Cass. Just Cass. Cassie if you're cute.
Also, 2015? Please don't take this the wrong way but your internet is really freaking slow.