Sorry, bro. We've all got some weird quirks, though! There's the two old ones -- the one up there and the FBI one who looks like Christian Grey, is engaged to Allison, and had a baby in October. There's a college one who lives in London/Paris with Scott and Allison, and there's a bunch of us around my age -- me, Izzy Isaac (he's the one who was portal-swapped), Isaac who is dating Kira, Isaac who is dating ghost Allison, and Isaac who lives with the Potters. And now you! I'm, obvs, Queen of the Laheys.