I certainly won't argue with the immense amount of food you people consume, although I daresay a great deal of it will send you to an early grave.
Thorins, I know a version of you, the older version can verify that, all this damned versions nonsense is going to make my head hurt. Hobbits aren't meant to get this turned about, we like things orderly. When I establish a proper larder, I will cook us all a meal where things will still be confusing but at least it'll be tasty.