It's not really that impressive; I didn't do anything to earn what I can do. It came with the Antichrist package. It does make things easier, though, so I can't complain.
Anyway, in-person I tend to uh-- people just like me? It's like I'm very persuasive or attractive or some combination therein. My friend Arizaphale said it was supposed to be used to amass an army, but that's not really in my realm of interest.
A Porsche! That must have been some friend. You're brave to drive it in New York; I heard traffic there is wretched.