This is all a bit "second verse, same as the first" isn't it?
Hello, I'm Adam Young. I was here a few years ago, but they said it was different, then, with different people. I knew a Regina Mills? And a Jean Grey? Stiles Stilinski did my homework once; that was very nice of him. I've been back in England these last few years after the portal sent me home. I haven't ended the world or anything, so I guess you could say that it's business as usual.
It's nice being back in Hawaii! Albeit very unexpected.
[ Adam Young from Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett's Good Omens, also known as the sweetest little Antichrist in existence. He comes 9 years after the end of the book, remembers his few months in PH, and will be so confused. ]