blackpoint - the au community

Any of you lovely people want to help me with a benefit for the children's wing of the hospital? I need some celebrities on hand.

I've been assigned it as the newest hire in the pediatric oncology department (a department I ran before -- the irony isn't lost on me), and I want to go above and beyond.

If any of you are adept at actually planning parties, that wouldn't go remiss either.

Tomorrow, I'm hiding in my apartment with the blinds drawn and I'm NOT coming out. We're talking full-on hermit crab. I'm going to be crabby. I'll have crabs. ...wait, not the last one.

So if anyone wants to hang out with me today and hopefully break my world-ending birthday curse, I'm all for it. Fair warning though, if you hang with me, and you're celebrating my birthday, your chances of dying horribly or being maimed or traumatized go way way way up. So if anyone asks, we're celebrating MLK Day, who if you ask me needs to be celebrated after all these #alllivesmatter buttheads started speaking up.

Any takers? (Jackson, you're not getting out of this one, so don't try.)

"It'll be fun!" They said. "We already tested it!" They said. Yeah, well good job on tripping and breaking your ankle getting out of your podracer. Idiot.

I say I get to charge idiot tax for my services.