blackpoint - the au community

I'm pleased to announce that the NYPD Supernatural Division will be taking applications effective immediately. Experience and superpowers aren't a prerequisite for acceptance so much as a willingness to work hard and reliability at odd hours. The NYPD Supernatural Division will be working in tandem with the HPD Supernatural Division to support safer communities for all.

In addition to full-time jobs, we'll also offer several paid internships if you'd like to get your foot in the door.

To those of you who don't know me personally, I'm Sheriff Jane Stilinski from Beacon Hills, California. No powers, but I run a tight ship and expect the best out of you. If you have any questions I can try to answer them, but if they get to be too much I'm going to shove you in HR's path.

[ Filtered to Stiley ]

All right, kiddo, your impersonation of a washrag is on point. I've tried ice cream, giving you time and space, and old-fashioned snooping, and no dice. What's going on?

Twins was the universe's way of saying "you're welcome" and "fuck you" all in one. Is summer over yet? WAIT, better idea: Jim, can we send them to summer camp? Like those obnoxious ones in the movies. They can parent trap someone, learn how to make moonshine, it'll be great.