blackpoint - the au community

Bloody hell. Hatter, he's mobile and learned to roll. Time to batten down the hatches and find the rum, I haven't prepared myself enough for this. He looks so bloody pleased that he's trying it again.


I'd say something inspirational about fatherhood changing someone, but I think this might be easier than babysitting a crew of drunken pirates after a good haul. More rewarding.

There's not much that's more satisfying than telling a snotty art retailer that half of his collection of "priceless originals" that he's selling for such a steal are fakes and watching his smug face turn to utter despair.

Well, there's a lot more satisfying than that, but it was definitely fun anyway and a girl's got to get her kicks somewhere.